EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS: Happy Chanukah to Our Wonderful Son

Eight Crazy Nights (2002) – Directed by Seth Kearsley and Adam Sandler – Starring Adam Sandler, Jackie Titone, Kevin Nealon, Jon Lovitz, Tyra Banks, and Carl Weathers.

Early on in the holiday anti-classic EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS, repulsive Davey Stone (Adam Sandler) is having dinner at a Chinese restaurant and the waiter, Mr. Chang (Rob Schneider), tells him he’s set a record for imbibing the most drinks in a few minutes, and Davey scoffs at that and says he wants to set the record for the longest burp. Here’s an impression:


Nothing I could write could possibly sum up this movie better than that.