OBLIVION: In Exactly 22 Words

Oblivion (2013) – Directed by Joseph Kosinski – Starring Tom Cruise, Morgan Freeman, Olga Kurylenko, Andrea Riseborough, Melissa Leo, and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. Rating: Pretty. Predictable. Dumb. OBLIVION in exactly 22 spoiler-filled words: Cruise as Wall-E: Lives in the sky, prefers ground, is a clone. Awesome swimming pool. Morgan Freeman smokes. Clones are not individuals. __________ Mark…

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – GHOST PROTOCOL: Jump!

Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol (2011) – Directed by Brad Bird – Starring Tom Cruise, Jeremy Renner, Paula Patton, Simon Pegg, Michael Nykvist, Léa Seydoux, Vladimir Mashkov, Samuli Edelmann, Anil Kapoor, Tom Wilkinson, Josh Holloway, Ving Rhames, and Michelle Monaghan. It’s a bit hard to say which is the more unbelievable feat regarding MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE…