CHALLENGE OF THE SUPER FRIENDS: Some Shows From Your Childhood Have Not Aged Well

Challenge of the Super Friends (1978) – Season 3 of the Super Friends animated series – Starring Batman, Superman, Robin, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Flash, Green Lantern, Hawkman, Black Vulcan, Apache Chief, Samurai.

When looking at CHALLENGE OF THE SUPER FRIENDS, it’s important to remember two things: 1. it was made in the mid-to-late ’70s, and 2. it was made for kids.

When I keep this in mind, I can enjoy the singular episodes well enough. CHALLENGE offers up the Justice League of America versus the Legion of Doom every week, and it contains one of the great openings in Saturday morning cartoon history. It never gets old watching all of the various team ups and hero vs. villain combinations, which is good because this is a highly formulaic show: the Legion of Doom comes up with a crazy plan, they temporarily succeed, the JLA recovers to defeat them, the Legion escapes.

I originally bought the DVD a couple years ago and dutifully sat down to watch each episode. “Wanted: The Super Friends” kicks things off and it involves the Legion using some kind of dream brainwashing to get the Super Friends to commit a bunch of robberies for them. The Legion has the JLA (I’m not going to keep writing Super Friends because it takes longer than writing “JLA” and it sounds stupid) bring all of the goodies back to the Hall of Justice. The next day, a cop calls the JLA on their monitor telephone and tells them they need to turn themselves in. Superman says, “We need to do it or everyone will think we’re guilty.”

Just like Supes – giving a crap what the public thinks.

The JLA dutifully turns themselves in and gets locked in a single jail cell. The cops are all, “We know you can break out, so we’re holding you to your word to stay locked away.” Batman makes the case that they need t be let out to figure out who’s behind all this, when one of the two cops before them goes all Mission: Impossible and pulls off his mask to reveal … Bizarro!

How’d he learn to talk normal?

It doesn’t matter because nothing matters in CHALLENGE beyond the coolness of the idea.

Don’t believe me? Well, that jail cell the Super Friend (d’oh!) are in actually has rockets on the bottom and the Legion sends the jail cell full of Super Friends blasting off into space!

Yeah, really.

In one or even two-episode chunks, this is still tolerable for me because it’s got enough nostalgia and fanboy thrill to be entertaining. When I watch more than that, however, it can get a bit too much to bear. Everyone is just so … stupid. And everyone says everything out loud. When I was five, this was probably necessary for me to get what was happening. Now? Not so much.

This isn’t to say I hate CHALLENGE. But, much like the two 1981 Spider-Man cartoons (the one with his Amazing Friends and the one without), it can get a bit tedious.

That’s to be expected, of course, because I’m not five anymore, but that doesn’t mean I have to tolerate it. There are so many good superhero cartoons that have been created since 1978 that CHALLENGE is little more than a tasty nostalgic snack. Like any snack, if you try to make a meal out of it, it doesn’t work so well.

There are some really good episodes here, though. “Secret Origins of the Super Friends” sees the Legion of Doom going back in time to prevent Diana, Hal Jordan, and Kal El from turning into Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, and Superman, respectively. It’s pure fanboy joy to see Cheetah become Wonder Woman and Lex Luthor become Green Lantern. There’s “Conquerors of the Future,” when the Legion of Doom pretend to be good in order to take over the Earth in the future.

It’s a bit of a downer to see the Toyman instead of the Joker, and it’s always a shame to see Luthor eschew business suits for his Flash Gordon Meets Green Goblin outfit, but it’s so nice to see Sinestro, Black Manta, Cheetah, Solomon Grundy, and Grodd that those are small complaints. It’s not like the Toyman is awful (he’s actually quite fun and makes complete sense in a kids’ cartoon to have a character like this) and while Luthor might look like a narc trying to bluff his way into Studio 54, he’s still coming up with plans so crazy only a diabolical genius/idiot could come up with them.

The series ends with a bang, with three really good episodes: “Doom’s Day,” where Sinestro, Black Manta, and Cheetah get all angry at being abandoned by the Legion of Doom and go rogue; “Super Friends: Rest in Peace,” which sees the entire Justice League killed; and “History of Doom,” where three aliens come to Earth to find everything destroyed – including the Super Friends.

How do the Super Friends get out of this?

Well, the aliens turn back time and save the Earth.

Well done, Super Friends?

There’s a lot of good here, and if you grew up watching CHALLENGE OF THE SUPER FRIENDS, I can’t see why you wouldn’t get a kick out of this series all over again. Just don’t expect it to blow your mind this time around.

SUPERMAN (Fleischer & Famous): The Quick Decline from Sci-Fi Goodness to Ugly Racial Stereotyping

Superman (1941-1943) – Animated Short Films Produced by Fleischer Studios (Films 1-8) and Famous Studies (Films 9-17)

Superman has been around so long (as a published entity since 1938) that it’s sometimes hard to think of him as NOT being around for so long, and this is one of the many attributes that make the original Superman cartoons – the early 1940s Fleischer (later Famous) Studio animated shorts such a treasure. The Fleischer Studios shorts were produced and released (to movie theaters) when Supes was only a few years old, well before the days of the DCnU or the “Death of Superman” or long hair or Lois and Clark or “Crisis on Infinite Earths” or Christopher Reeve.

If the Fleischer films had nothing to offer by this purer, less-filtered version of Superman, they would be a treasure, but they’re so much more than that. Even though these films are now seven decades old, they offer stunningly beautiful animation, tightly-packed stories, a variety of threats, and some really nice characterization.

Superman has evolved over the years into this nigh-indestructible man god, capable of doing anything and everything, living an almost untouchable existence. The very idea that Superman could be beaten by anyone sends fanboys screaming in rage, so it’s nice to see a less godlike Superman running and jumping and not flying through the Fleischer films. (I’m generally going to refer to them as the “Fleischer films” in this review because that’s how they’ve come to be know, but be aware that Fleischer Studios produced the first eight films only, and then when the studio was reorganized as Famous Studios in 1942, that company finished the remaining nine films.) Instead of discovering problems because of his super hearing, for instance, Superman (as Clark Kent) gets his information off a news ticker. Instead of flying everywhere, the films make a point to tell you he “can leap tall buildings in a single bound” and show yous, yes, Superman leaping over a tall building in a single bound.

The opening titles give us the “Look! Up in the Sky! It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s Superman!” and then a narrator refers to him as “this amazing stranger from the planet Krypton … the Man of Steel … Superman!” He fights for “truth and justice” but there’s no mention of the American way.

The Fleischer produced films tend to favor sci-fi stories, but when the production switches over to Famous, the films start offering up some WW II propaganda and racist stereotypes. As a guy looking to be entertained, I much prefer the former; as an academic, there’s certainly more to dig into with the propaganda films. A little bit of period racism and jingoism is to be expected, but the shift to darker, less interesting stories caught me by surprise and after a handful of really fun, imaginative sci-fi, the SUPERMAN animated shorts devolve into various set-ups that exist solely to have Superman punch people – especially if they’re darn, dirty foreigners.

If you’re a fan of Superman (which I’m not, really), a fan of superheroes (which I am), or a fan of animation (likewise), the Fleischer films are a must watch. Here’s the breakdown:

“Superman” aka “The Mad Scientist” – Released September 26, 1941 – Superman fights a mad scientist with a death ray. A death ray! Oh, how I love thee, 1940s, for your lack of irony when it comes to death rays. There’s a funny bit here where Clark jumps into a storage closet to change out of his human clothes and into his Superman tights. Even though he jumps into the closet for privacy, he leaves the light on so everyone can see him changing clothes in silhouette. He only shuts the light off when it’s time to exit the closet, and then instead of using his X-ray vision (which we know he has because we see him using it in the next film), he pokes his head out of the closet and looks around to make sure the coast is clear before opening a window in the hallway and jumping out.

“The Mechanical Monster” – November 28, 1941 – It’s Superman vs. Giant Robots! And the giant robots have large numbers on them so they’re maker can tell them apart. This is just an extraordinary cartoon to watch. The robots are, well, giant freaking robots but they’re being used to do things like rob jewelry stores. Lois gets captured, Supes goes after it, and then fights (I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this) giant robots. Great, great stuff.

“Billion Dollar Limited” – January 9, 1942 – Criminals rob some gold and there’s a runaway train with Lois trapped inside. These aren’t super-powered criminals, either. They look like vintage era gangsters. Supes’ diminished flying abilities are on display here as instead of flying around the train, he climbs up the back, then runs along the top, then jumps over an oncoming mountain as the train passes through a tunnel. There’s a really exciting sequence where the train goes flying off its tracks and down into a gorge and Superman jumps down and carries the train back up to the other side of the destroyed tracks.

“The Arctic Giant” – February 27, 1942 – There’s a giant. From the Arctic. And Superman fights him. The giant is vaguely Godzilla-esque. (Honestly, he looks like a cross between Godzilla and Pete’s dragon.) It’s the first of two films that are merely okay without being extraordinary.

“The Bulleteers – March 27, 1942 – The bad guys here have a bullet-shaped rocket. Lots of good action but not much in the way of story.

“The Magnetic Telescope – April 24, 1942 – A crazy scientist uses a giant U-shaped magnet to attract a comet to Earth. Superman (and this might come as a shock to the Superman Fundamentalists who think he’s the most powerful being in the entire history of history) can’t stop the comet. Think on that. This is a comet, and Superman can’t stop it. Instead, he has to use his brains, get the scientist’s malfunctioning machine up and running again, and then use himself as a conduit for the massive amounts of electricity to pass so Lois can throw the machine’s switch and send the comet back into space. Also, when he needs to get to the laboratory to save Lois, Clark takes a cab instead of flying or leaping.

“Electric Earthquake” – May 15, 1942 – It’s time to get political. The short opens with an American Indian at the Daily Planet, telling Clark, Lois, and Perry (though I don’t think they ever call him anything but Chief – Perry, that is, not the American Indian – that would be racist and there was no racism in the 1940s … *cough cough*) that Manhattan still belongs to his people and they should print the truth and get the island evacuated. Perry thinks this is ludicrous, Clark thinks the man is serious, and Lois sneaks away to follow him back to his secret laboratory. Good for Lois, who’s generally awesome in these films. She’s always going out and getting the story and while they do force her into the damsel in distress mode far too often, she’s not some stupid, hapless little girl playing grown-up. She has plenty of agency and uses it to her (and the story’s) advantage.

“Volcano” – July 10, 1942 – Superman vs. a volcano. Yeah, step right up and get your front row seats as Mt. Monokoa is getting ready to blow. Perry sends Lois and Clark out to get the story by sending them on a steamship. Yeah, a steamship. When Lois and Clark get to the security gate, Clark can’t find his press pass. He asks Lois if she has it, and she’s all, “Why would I have it?” Now, if you’re like me, you’re thinking this is a ruse by Clark to get away from Lois so he can strip down to his tights and go investigate as Superman.

You’d be wrong. Lois has stolen Clark’s press pass so she can get the exclusive story. How freaking awesome is Lois?

As Clark sits and waits for someone to come back and give him a new press pass, the volcano erupts and the main event is on. It’s gorgeous to watch. A giant fire boulder comes hurtling down the mountain and Superman redirects it out into the ocean on the other side of the city and then lays down, exhausted and hurt and unable to get up. I know, right? One volcanic boulder and Supes needs a nap! I understand that we can’t really go back to this earlier, less-powered Superman (especially to this level) but I totally appreciate how this version of Superman might have great physical abilities, but he’s also got to think things through and come up with plans because he’s not anywhere close to invulnerable.

“Terror on the Midway” – July 24, 1942 – I really hate the circus, and so this story of zoo animals gone wild doesn’t do much for me since I’m rooting for the animals the whole time. Also, Superman doesn’t show up until the 6-minute mark of an 8-minute cartoon. There’s some good action here, but after all the giant robots and bullet rockets and volcanoes, this is a rather pedestrian finish to the Fleischer era.

“Japoteurs” – September 18, 1942 – Bring on the racism! A Japanese agent (drawn like a caricature) hijacks a new American bomber with Lois stolen away inside. The action is still rather good – it ends with Superman stopping the massive bomber from crashing into the city – but it’s slightly uncomfortable to watch. Even though Superman is still fighting for “truth and justice,” with no mention of the American way, “Japoteurs” is clearly a piece of American propaganda.

“Showdown” – October 16, 1942 – More gangsters. A gangster lackey is masquerading as Superman and committing a series of robberies. Lois and Clark end up confronting the impostor at the opera, and we get a classic shot of Superman getting shot in the chest by the impostor and bullets bouncing harmlessly off him. It’s not a very smart plan for the gangster, is it? Having a lackey impersonate Superman? As far as these serials go, there’s exactly one superhero leaping around and you think it’s wise to impersonate him to commit crimes? Not smart. Not smart at all. This is a blah film. The best part is a blink-and-miss-it moment when the cops tear off after the two Supermen and Lois simply jumps in the car alongside them without asking. There’s also an appearance by Jimmy Olsen (unnamed) who mocks Lois and Clark for having to go to the formal opera.

“Eleventh Hour” – “November 20, 1942″ – Well, there’s no Matt Smith in sight, but we do get a new opening. Forget bullets and building leaping, Superman is now “faster than a streak of lightning, more powerful than the pounding surf, mightier than a roaring hurricane!” This is an interesting short for a variety of reasons. Clark and Lois are in Japan and Clark is donning the tights at night to sabotage the Japanese military. Good for him doing his duty and all, but the Japanese military captures Lois and puts up signs over town that says if he keeps committing acts of sabotage, they’ll kill the “American girl reporter.”

And they’re almost successful as they blindfold Lois and put her in front of the firing squad, and only Superman jumping down in the nick of time saves her. Which leads to a Japanese soldier, who just saw Superman have a barrage of bullets bounce off his chest, charge the Man of Steel with a sword. Chalk one up for dumb courage, I guess.

“Destruction, Inc.” – December 25, 1942 – Hey, it’s Christmas! And what does Superman want to do for Christmas? He wants to … do nothing Christmassy at all! Communist. Lois, on the other hand, goes undercover at the Metropolis Munitions Factory where she manages all kinds of physical stunts before getting caught and stuffed inside a torpedo. On the whole, kind of blah.

“The Mummy Strikes” – February 19, 1943 – Ugh. Ponderous and dull, full of agonizing narration and infodumps.

“Jungle Drums” – March 26, 1943 – African targeted racism. Typical jungle pulp story with drums and fire and white women tied up. There’s a military plot here which isn’t awful, but for whatever reason (whether because of the switch from Fleischer to Famous, or because this was the intended course all along) the stories have lost their sense of fun and wonder.

“The Underground World” – June 18, 1943 – Another pulpish tale about underground caverns, but much improved over the last film. There’s still fire and the tying up of a white woman, but there’s hawkmen here! Hawkmen! Okay, not, you know, actual Hawkmen, but dudes in outfits with wings! I love the ending of this serial, as Lois does her usual end-of-film write up of the events for The Daily Planet, except this itme instead of everyone telling her how awesome she is, Perry (he’s actually named here) burns the story because no one would believe it! Well, sure thing, Perry, but why are you burning the story and the photos of this wild underground world? Don’t you know you can sell it off to The Daily Bugle over in New York? They love this tabloid stuff!

“Secret Agent” – July 30, 1943 – We’ve got Germans! This isn’t a bad spy caper – there’s a good plot, plenty of solid action, some war-time villainy – but it doesn’t really play to Superman’s strengths as a character, or to what the Fleischer/Famous films do best. It’s fitting that the final image in this, the last short, is Superman flying behind a waving American flag, because that’s what the series has become by the end – a celebration/defense of the idea that Americans are the best thing ever and that all other nations and cultures of the world exist for us to mock them.

There’s a right way and a wrong way to show patriotism, and unfortunately instead of offering a real depiction of people and ideas (which you should do if you feel you’re actually in the right), the back-half of these SUPERMAN cartoons too often go for the quick and easy and dirty caricature. That is not to say you should ignore these animated shorts, because they are important culturally and historically. Also, for the first half of the run, they’re pretty darn awesome, too.

DC SHOWCASE ORIGINAL SHORTS COLLECTION: Proof That Sometimes Shorter is Better

DC SHOWCASE ORIGINAL SHORTS COLLECTION (2010) – Directed by Joaquim Dos Santos – Starring Jerry O’Connell, George Newburn, Zach Collison, James Garner, Arnold Vosloo, Kevin Michael Richardson, Danica McKellar, Gary Cole, Alyssa Milano, Jon Polito, Thomas Jane, Linda Hamilton, Jason Marsden, Michael Rooker, Michelle Trachtenberg, Neil McDonough, Grey DeLisle, Steven Blum, and Malcom McDowell.

The DC SHOWCASE ORIGINAL SHORTS COLLECTION, which you probably think is actually called SUPERMAN/SHAZAM!: THE RETURN OF BLACK ADAM since that’s what the cover of the DVD leads you to believe, is one of the most satisfying of all DC Animated projects. The stories are short and concentrated (the longest is the cover story, clocking it at around 20 minutes), diluting the chosen characters down into their core essences and giving them a chance to do what they do. There’s nothing complicated, nothing risky, and nothing extraordinary. If it was food, it’d be a peanut butter and jelly sandwich – simple, nondescript, and totally satisfying.

There are four shorts here, each focusing on a different hero: Captain Marvel, Green Arrow, the Spectre, and Jonah Hex. All of them are successful to varying degrees and all of them keep things relatively simple.

THE RETURN OF BLACK ADAM – The Captain Marvel feature has Billy Batson co-headlining with Superman, but Supes is here to generate sales and help out the new hero (it’s an origin story) fight Black Adam, whose just returned from being sent across the galaxy.

I’ve grown weary of origin stories in superhero movies, but this short manages it well because it is a unique kind of story – Billy Batson is a kid living in a slum apartment in Fawcett City. Billy is an immediately likeable kid, the kind of person who sees the world for the promise of what it can be more than for what it is. He’s barely got any food but he happily shares his leftover bag of potato chips with the rats who share his apartment. When he sees three older kids roughing up a homeless guy in the alley, he steps in to try and get them to stop, even if he clearly has no chance to make them stop.

Billy meets Clark Kent for breakfast at a diner. Clark is doing a story on Billy for the Fawcett City paper (he’s on loan?) and has bought the kid a huge breakfast, which Billy is happy to gorge himself on. It’s during this meal that Black Adam shows up and sonic booms a hole in the diner. Billy has no idea why this is happening, but Black Adam tells him he can’t believe he’s the new chosen one of the Wizard, which means nothing to Billy.

We then get an interesting city battle between Adam and Superman. Because Adam has been gone for 5,000 years due to Shazam’s banishment, he has no idea who Superman is, but he’s clearly not impressed. It’s a semi-decent fight scene, and it serves as the key for Billy to be driven underground, where he has been taken to see Shazam, who gives Billy his powers and explains that Black Adam is a major dick.

Billy goes back to the surface and now it’s a 2-on-1 fight as Captain Marvel joins the fray. It’s good stuff and it’s a nice mix to see Captain Marvel’s massive frame combined with Billy’s inexperience as he’s learning about his abilities as the fight progresses. When Marvel eventually gets the upper hand and holds Black Adam’s life in his hands, Superman convinces him not to kill him, but then Adam changes back into his human form and dies, aging all of those 5,000 years in moments.

Killing villains like this is always stupid, but not unexpected.

I really liked this story, and I hope we can see more of Billy Batson and Captain Marvel in the future.

GREEN ARROW – The Green Arrow short exists to watch Ollie Queen shoot people in an airport with his trick arrows. It moves fast and hits hard, as Ollie is trying to protect a kid Princess from getting killed while taking out the bad guys. There’s a nice confrontation with Merlyn (the archer, not the magician) that spills into a battle with a nameless goon and it’s a really cleverly designed action sequence. It starts on the tarmac, proceeds through the airport’s baggage system, and ends up at baggage claim, where the mastermind of this ordeal, Count Vertigo, shows up. Vertigo is hammering Ollie with his vertigo powers when the Black Canary shows up (his reason for being at the airport) and hammers him with her yelling powers.

Then Ollie asks Dinah to marry him. Why? I don’t know. Because these shorts feel like they have to deliver a big ending, I suppose. It just feels tacked on, but the action scenes here are fantastic and original enough for it not to matter.

THE SPECTRE – It’s not an insult to say this is the weakest of the Showcase shorts because the others are that enjoyable. The Spectre story is massively successful at delivering a creepy, noir-ish mood; it’s almost so good at this that it doesn’t matter the story is kinda weak. A guy is killed. His daughter asks Jim Corrigan for help, even though it’s not his case. Why she does this I don’t know. Her and Corrigan had a thing previously, but she doesn’t seem to know he’s the Spectre, so what’s her motivation exactly? It just seems like a plot contrivance, unless she thinks Jim will hunt down and kill her accomplices. I don’t know. The Spectre goes out and takes care of the two guys directly responsible for the death and these scenes exist just to show you what the Spectre can do. He returns to the daughter, tells her he knows she was the mastermind and then kills her in a whirlwind of dollar dollar bills, y’all. It’s a good ending but I didn’t feel like there was enough of a story here. Still really enjoyable, but not wholly satisfying. If anything, though, it left me wanting more Spectre stories.

JONAH HEX – The surprise of the bunch, the Jonah Hex short is absolutely fantastic. Short, to the point, with a strong narrative backbone, this story delivers across the board. There’s a hooker at a bar whose been selecting and killing big money clients and then dumping their bodies in a shaft. Hex is chasing her most recent victim and when he gets the lowdown from a woman at the bat where the hooker operates, he sets himself up as a client and then takes down her two accomplices and dumps her down in the shaft with all of the corpses she’s responsible for putting there. Good stuff.

Honestly, I’d love to see a lot more of these shorts. I’m guessing they’re a tough sell because they feature second- or third-tier characters, but the short format allows them to really boil the stories and characters down to their most fundamental essence and as a result you get a short, satisfying snack. Good stuff.