Stolen

STOLEN: Love Makes Time Pass, and Time Is Certain to Make Love Pass

Stolen (2012) – Directed by Simon West – Starring Nicolas Cage, Josh Lucas, Malin Akerman, M.C. Gainey, Sami Gayle, Danny Huston, and Mark Valley. There are two basic Nic Cage movies – there’s his increasingly infrequent big budget, Hollywood projects (it’s been four years since you didn’t see Sorcerer’s Apprentice in the theaters), and his…

THE EXPENDABLES 2: Track Him, Find Him, Kill Him

The Expendables 2 (2012) – Directed by Simon West – Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Yu Nan, Chuck Norris, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Liam Hemsworth, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Scott Adkins, and Charisma Carpenter. If you’re new to the Anxiety, be aware that SPOILERS LIE AHEAD. This is…

LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER: Me Bum’s Gone to Sleep Again

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) – Directed by Simon West – Starring Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight, Iain Glen, Noah Taylor, Chris Barrie, and Daniel Craig. Once upon a time, I kinda liked this film. Now, I kinda don’t. Where LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER goes wrong for me is that it’s all just a bit too…