FRIDAY FOSTER: She’s Just All Woman, Lieutenant

Friday Foster (1975) – Directed by Arthur Marks – Starring Pam Grier, Carl Weathers, Eartha Kitt, Paul Benjamin, Yaphet Kotto, Thalmus Rasulala, Jim Backus, Godfrey Cambrigdge, Ed Cambridge, Scatman Crothers, Shawn Stratton, Jason Bernard, and Ted Lange.

“She’s got more balls than brains.”

“She’s just all woman, lieutenant.”

This exchange comes after Friday Foster (Pam Grier) steals a hearse at her friend’s burial service in order to chase after Yarbro (Carl Weathers), the man who had just tried to kill her. Lieutenant Jake Wayne (Ed Cambridge) is furious with Friday for stealing the hearse, but private eye Colt Hawkins (Yaphet Kotto) thinks it’s good for a laugh because he knows this is just the kind of thing that Friday does.

Growing up in central Massachusetts didn’t exactly expose me to a plethora of blaxploitation films. In fact, it exposed me to exactly zero. The closest I ever came was Live and Let Die. I’ve seen bits and pieces of films over the years but I’ve got no problem admitting I’m still pretty ignorant of the genre, so I have no idea if FRIDAY FOSTER is representative of the top of the genre, the bottom, or somewhere in between.

What I do know is that this is a pretty darn good movie, full of great actors, solid action and story, fantastic music, and the incomparable Pam Grier in the lead.

Friday Foster (Pam Grier) is assigned to take pictures of the airport arrival of Blake Tarr (Thalmus Rasulala), the wealthiest black man in the country, with the explicit orders to “not get involved.” This idea of Friday “not getting involved” is a constant theme throughout the film, as man after man tells her to play it safe and Friday ignores them and goes after the story anyway. Two stories collapse together here; the first is the assassination attempt against Tarr at the airport and the second is the murder of Friday’s friend Cloris (Rosalind Miles).

At the heart of both of these incident is the assassin Yarbro (Carl Weathers), who tries to kill Friday while she’s showering, then shows up at Cloris’ funeral, and later kills Madame Rena (Eartha Kitt), a fashion designer. During the first half of the film, it’s the Weathers vs. Grier angle that dominates the film, but FOSTER has much more in store for us. After Yarbro shoots Rena, Colt goes after him and we get to see Weathers and Kotto go toe-to-toe. Surprisingly, the film offs its main bad guy right here as Colt kills Yarbro.

Friday is determined to keep chasing the story, and our small assassination attempt gone wrong film turns into a political thriller that sees Friday pitted between Senator David Lee Hart (Paul Benjamin) and millionaire Blake Tarr. Each of them thinks the other is behind a program called “Black Widow.” Friday’s investigation first leads her to the Senator; she sneaks her way into a high society party and sweet talks the Senator into finding out that the Hart thinks Tarr was behind his own assassination attempt.

Friday thinks that’s a strange thing for Tarr to do, but that doesn’t stop her from sleeping with the Senator.

I love how Friday owns her sexuality like she owns everything else she does in the story. She’s definitely a person who embraces life, whether that’s getting involved in a story, tracking down her friend’s killer, or hooking up with the Senator and then again with Blake Tarr a short while later. Grier plays it all with a sense of passion and fun; even while hot on the case of Cloris’ death, she knows how to use her charms to help her get what she wants, and when the opportunity comes to hop into bed with Hart or Tarr, or trade quips with Colt, she doesn’t let them pass her by.

Importantly, Friday isn’t some kind of super cool badass. She’s a photographer’s assistant working for a magazine and living with her brother. There’s no parents in sight and no parents mentioned; this is her reality and she makes the most of it, but she makes mistakes (she believes what Hart and Tarr sell her about the other) and she gets scared despite her bravery. But while she might turn to Colt for comfort and while she might believe the stories she hears from these powerful men a bit too readily, Friday is always her own woman, always willing to push forward, and always willing to see things through to the end.

There’s plenty of liberated 1970s feminism on display in FOSTER (and we know this because one character tells Colt to get “this liberated woman out of here”) but the film doesn’t force this agenda down the audience’s throat because Friday rarely comes off as “I’m doing this to make a point,” but rather she’s embraced who she is and doesn’t feel the need to hide it. You get the sense that “this liberated woman” is leading the movement by doing, rather than following through mimicry.

There’s a ton of great actors sprinkled throughout FOSTER. Ted Lange shows up as a sweet-talking, gift-giving pimp trying to recruit Friday to his stable of women. Friday smiles and jokes with Fancy but lets him know “you don’t have anything I want” and that “welfare’s not for me.” Fancy assures her that “all the white boys will breaking down your door” but Friday’s not swayed. I like, too, how Fancy keeps giving Friday’s brother Cleve gifts for her, but the kid always keeps them for himself and tells Fancy that he needs to start bringing higher end gifts if he wants a shot. The kid keeps the gifts to sell them on the sly. “You’re a hustla now?” Colt asks him. “New black capitalism,” Cleve replies.

Scatman Crothers shows up as a dirty horndog priest, Godfrey Cambridge as Cloris’ contact man in D.C., Eartha Kitt as a fashion designer, Jim Backus as the white money man behind Black Widow, and Jason Bernard (who isn’t something with big signature roles, but believe me, when you see him show up on screen, you’ll know him) plays Charles Foley, Hart’s assistant who’s really running Black Widow.

Just look at all that talent; FOSTER is always giving you something new to propel the film forward, whether it’s a cameo from someone you know or an action sequence. I’m impressed by how this story starts small and finishes big and I’m impressed with how what starts as a murder mystery evolves into a political film, as Tarr and Hart believe the other is responsible for Black Widow, yet come together in the end when they realize they were both wrong. But mostly, I just love watching Pam Grier and Yaphet Kotto work their way towards a resolution. Kotto is terrific as the super cool P.I., and his relationship with Grier works really well to give this narrative a backbone it risks losing when the storyline shifts after Madame Rena’s death.

FRIDAY FOSTER is 90 minutes of awesomeness.

THE TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE: You Got the Touch!

Transformers: The Movie (1986) – Directed by Nelson Shin – Starring Peter Cullen, Eric Idle, Judd Nelson, Leonard Nimoy, Robert Stack, Lionel Stander, Scatman Crothers, Frank Welker, Casey Kasem, Susan Blu, and Orson Welles.

In 1986, TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE was just about the coolest thing ever.

In 2012, it’s still pretty darn awesome.

When I saw THE MOVIE in the theaters, I was stunned. That big ship just ate a planet! Autobots DIED! Spike said, “Sh*t!” Megatron was turned into Unicron’s b*tch and got turned into Galvatron!

But nothing compared to the death of Optimus Prime. By the time Optimus (Peter Cullen) passes the Autobot Matrix of Leadership to Ultra Magnus (Robert Stack) on his deathbed, we’ve already seen Megatron (Frank Welker) kill Ironhide (also Peter Cullen) at point blank range. The Decepticons intercept an Autobot ship headed from Cyberton to Autobot City on Earth and kill everyone on board. Clinging to life, Ironhide weakly crawls towards Megatron to stop him. Megatron looks down and with utter disdain remarks, “Such heroic nonsense” and then blasts Ironhide in the face with his arm-mounted cannon. We don’t actually see Ironhide getting blown to bits, but the intent is clear and it sets up the violence to come.

The opening 25 minutes of THE MOVIE are among the coolest sequences in cinematic history. It’s all-out war between the Autobots and Decepticons that ranges from Cyberton to Earth. Scores of Autobots get eviscerated. The Decepticons show intelligence and ruthlessness. We get to see a veritable who’s who of the Transformers universe. And unlike the live-action Michael Bay movies, you can actually tell these robots apart because the animators believe in things like color and individuality.

It’s this opening sequence that sees Optimus and Megatron have their final battle and it’s a doozy as the two leaders throw down in Autobot City. It’s an evenly matched affair until Prime gets the advantage and knocks Megatron to the ground. Megatron then proceeds to beg for mercy as he crawls towards a gun hidden out of sight. That’s when Hot Rod (Judd Nelson) interferes. The poor whippersnapper is trying to do the right thing, but he just ends up giving Megatron the advantage he needs to hit Optimus with enough laser blasts to cause his demise.

These opening 25 minutes move fast and hard, and they look amazing in that awesome mid-80s Toei animation style. Hair metal music (and Weird Al’s “Dare to Be Stupid”) fills the soundtrack. While I’m continuously worried that these elements will make THE MOVIE feel dated, it’s given it a sense of timelessness, instead, although that might actually be a form of masquerading nostalgia for my early teenage years.

The remainder of the movie sees a new cast of Autobots battling the Decepticons: Ultra Magnus, Hot Rod, Arcee (Susan Blu), Kup (Lionel Stander), and Springer (Neil Ross) step to the fore, joined by some old faces like the Dinobots. Megatron and some other injured Decepticons are dumped from Astrotrain (seriously, it’s a train that’s also a rocket ship – one of the coolest Transformer vehicles) in the middle of space, and captured by Unicron (Orson Welles, in his last screen role) and transformed into new Tranformers that work for him. Megatron becomes Galvatron (Leonard Nimoy) and given a mission to destroy the Autobot Matrix of Leadership, the one and only thing in the universe that can destroy his large self.

What’s impressive is that even with the majority of familiar faces gone and presumed dead, the movie is still really entertaining. In large part, this is because the film keeps everything moving at breakneck speed. Hardly a scene or two goes by without some new conflict for our heroes to overcome or some new potential toy to grace the screen: Wreck-Gar (Eric Idle) and the Junkions, Sharkticons, and the Quintessons.

Maybe because I grew up with the Transformers as being both cartoon and toy, I wasn’t bothered then and I’m not bothered now by all of these new characters being an excuse to get me to buy new toys. Know why? Because I liked buying toys. As much as it sucked to see Prime die, and Jazz (Scatman Crothers, also in his last film role) and Bumblebee (Dan Gilvezan) getting sucked into Unicron and sitting the movie out, the story here was solid enough to keep me involved. None of the new Autobots are all that engaging or cool looking, but the sheer force of the plot and diversity of Transformers keeps me entertained.

Plus, it’s wholly rewarding to watch a Transformers movie where the stars are, you know, the Transformers. While we get Spike and Daniel Witwicky here, we don’t get a lot of them. They’re characters that are part of the story, not the story itself.

Everything build towards the final battle, which sees Hot Rod versus Galvatron. During the fight, he becomes the Optimus-prophesized hero and becomes the new Autobot leader: Rodimus Prime. (Rodimus Prime? Seriously? Sounds like he should be making movies with Kayden Kross and Asa Akira instead of leading the Autobots.)

The toy angle isn’t just a cheap joke, either. (The porn crack was a cheap joke. Keep up.) THE MOVIE takes place between Seasons 2 and 3 of the cartoon, and they Hasbro wanted to use the film to get rid of discontinued toys and introduce the new line. According to the Never Wrong:

“One of the intentions of the movie was to rid the Transformers cartoon universe of the majority of characters from Seasons 1 and 2. Story consultant Flint Dille elaborated: ‘In the next season (3), we were going to have all these new characters, and people are going to be wondering what happened to the old characters that they liked so much. What we knew, in a business sense, is that they had been discontinued, because they were the 1984/1985 (toy)line – but, we needed to tie them off. So, we had this one scene where the Autobots basically had to run through a gauntlet of Decepticons. Which basically wiped out the entire ’84 product line in one massive ‘charge of the light brigade.’ So, whoever wasn’t discontinued, stumbled to the end. That scene didn’t make it into the finished movie. But if you think kids were locking themselves in the bedroom over Optimus Prime, basically in that scene they would’ve seen their entire toy collection wiped out.”

Ha ha ha! Stupid ki- wait! I was one of those kids. Dick.

As a movie, however, TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE is as cool now as it was then. Whenever TV properties gets transported to the big screen, filmmakers often struggle with how to make the story feel “big” to deserve the move. The makers of this film do a bang-up job of making THE MOVIE feel big and important and epic. Clearly, the stakes are raised here, and the added inclusion of hair metal songs (Stan Bush’s “The Touch,” Lion’s version of The Transformers’ theme song, Spectre General’s “Hunger”) make THE MOVIE feel both familiar and different from the animated series.

TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE might have been made to sell toys, but it’s a darn good movie, too.

Also, for those who want “The Touch”: