OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN vs. WHITE HOUSE DOWN

Olympus Has Fallen (2013) – Directed by Antoine Fuqua – Starring Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart, Morgan Freeman, Angela Bassett, Robert Forster, Cole Hauser, Finley Jacobsen, Melissa Leo, Dylan McDermott, Radha Mitchell, Rick Yune, and Ashley Judd. White House Down (2013) – Directed by Roland Emmerich – Starring Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke,…

OBLIVION: In Exactly 22 Words

Oblivion (2013) – Directed by Joseph Kosinski – Starring Tom Cruise, Morgan Freeman, Olga Kurylenko, Andrea Riseborough, Melissa Leo, and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. Rating: Pretty. Predictable. Dumb. OBLIVION in exactly 22 spoiler-filled words: Cruise as Wall-E: Lives in the sky, prefers ground, is a clone. Awesome swimming pool. Morgan Freeman smokes. Clones are not individuals. __________ Mark…

THE DARK KNIGHT: Some Men Just Want to Watch the World Burn

The Dark Knight (2008) – Directed by Christopher Nolan – Starring Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Heath Ledger, Gary Oldman, Aaron Eckhart, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Morgan Freeman, Eric Roberts, Michael Jai White, Tiny Lister, Chin Han, Nestor Carbonell, William Fichtner, and Cillian Murphy. THE DARK KNIGHT is a big, complicated, extremely well made, grown up movie. This…

BATMAN BEGINS: All Creatures Feel Fear

Batman Begins (2005) – Directed by Christopher Nolan – Starring Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Liam Neeson, Katie Holmes, Gary Oldman, Cillian Murphy, Morgan Freeman, Tom Wilkinson, Rutger Hauer, Ken Watanabe, Mark Boone Junior, Linus Roache, and Rade Serbedzija. There is this thing that happens with superhero movies where the second films in trilogies tend to…

RED: Bad Move Grandpa

Red (2010) – Based on the DC Comic – Directed by Robert Schwentke – Starring Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker, Karl Urban, Helen Mirren, John Malkovich, Morgan Freeman, Richard Dreyfuss, Bryan Cox, James Remar, and Julian McMahon. I watched this movie a week ago and can barely remember it. I liked it. I’d watch it again.…