TOTAL RECALL (2012): I Give Good Wife

Total Recall (2012) – Directed by Len Wiseman – Starring Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Bryan Cranston, Bokeem Woodbine, John Cho, and Bill Nighy. Are you new here – then be aware, SPOILERS LIE AHEAD. LOTS AND LOTS OF SPOILERS, so if you don’t want the movie SPOILED, stop reading. Follow along on Twitter.…

THE A-TEAM: This is What Two-Dimensional Popcorn Tastes Like

THE A-TEAM (2010) – Directed by Joe Carnahan – Starring Liam Neeson, Bradley Cooper, Quinton Jackson, Sharlto Copley, Jessica Biel, Patrick Wilson, and Brian Bloom. I almost called this review, “This Movie Exists” because I actually watched the movie last week and have been too busy finishing the next chapter of my dissertation, finishing a…