THE AVENGERS: The HULK Reaction

The Avengers (2012) – The 6th Marvel Cinematic Universe Film – Directed by Joss Whedon – Starring Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Tom Hiddleston, Samuel L. Jackson, Clark Gregg, Cobie Smulders, Stellan Skarsgård, Gwyneth Paltrow, Paul Bettany, Alexis Denisof, Stan Lee, Powers Boothe, Lou Ferrigno, and Harry Dean Stanton.

Welcome to the eighth character-specific reaction to Joss Whedon’s THE AVENGERS. I’ve already written a 4,200+ word review of the film, but that wasn’t nearly enough to cover everything I wanted to talk about, so I’m going to write character-specific reactions to delve a bit deeper into the film. You can find all of the relevant AVENGERS links at the bottom of this post.

Let me be clear about what’s coming: SPOILERS. Lots and lots of SPOILERS. Read ahead only if you’re cool with that. If you haven’t seen the movie and don’t want things ruined, come on back when you do.

Also, please note that these reactions are evolving as we go. If you see some line I got wrong or a detail I overlooked, by all means let me know. I’ve seen the movie twice, but it’s a long movie and the audience reacts wildly in parts, so some things get lost or forgotten or misinterpreted. And I’m sure some of the quotes are wrong, but I will correct the mistakes as I become aware of them. Don’t be surprised if these reactions grow a bit in the coming days.

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“Puny God.”

The Hulk stole the show.

Built off a foundation of strong work by Mark Ruffalo as a less-victimized Bruce Banner, the Hulk is no longer a simplistic embodiment of rage, but rather a more complicated explosion of Banner’s Id in which the “Other Guy,” as Banner calls the Hulk, is far more than the “enormous green rage monster” of previous films.

A quick recap of where the Hulk has come from: Ang Lee’s underrated HULK isn’t part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe while Louis Letterier’s INCREDIBLE HULK is, but none of the three cinematic interpretations significantly contradict one another, and they actually work together rather well to build a strong, multi-film narrative arc for Banner and the Hulk.

In AVENGERS, Bruce Banner is living in India, helping out the sick, when the Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) tricks him to the outskirts of town to recruit him in to a SHIELD operation to track the stolen Tesseract. They do the back and forth about Banner coming in, and what’s of primary concern to Bruce is whether Tasha and SHIELD want him or “the Other Guy.” While not referencing previous events directly, Banner is clearly concerned that SHIELD wants the Hulk. Tasha assures him this isn’t the case, that SHIELD only wants Banner’s expertise to track gamma radiation to bring the Tesseract back, and that if there was a bigger brained gamma radiation expert somewhere in the world, she’d be there instead of with him.

Banner is doubtful, of course, and he lashes out at Tasha as she sits at a table. He screams at her, slamming his fists into the table in an enraged state, and she quickly draws a gun on him. There’s clear fear in her eyes, and Banner, instead of going green as one would expect from his outburst, raises his hands in surrender. It’s Banner who tries to calm things down, and we’ve all seen this scene before …

Except we haven’t.

We immediately get our first taste of how Joss Whedon and Company’s conception of Bruce Banner and the Hulk has evolved from earlier incarnations. Banner talks Widow down because it’s Widow who’s on the verge of losing control of her emotions, not him.

Whedon does a masterful job at building the Banner/Hulk arc, teasing Banner’s “secret” through the film. It’s been a while since the Hulk got out of Banner and as the film progresses, different characters try to get Banner’s secret out of him. Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) wonders if it’s mediation or “a big bag of weed,” but Banner never lets his secret out until the big final battle at the end of the film against the Chitauri. “That’s my secret, Cap,” Banner says as he walks towards the battle, “I’m always angry.”

This one line, this one simple, beautifully written and delivered line that comes right before we finally see Banner self-trigger his transformation into the Hulk. It’s the kind of line that, once delivered, completely recontextualizes everything you’ve seen prior to this moment in terms of the Hulk.

That said, what can we do with it?

There’s two transformations in the movie and the first appearance of the Hulk is a bit of the old fashioned, to borrow a line from Agent Coulson’s (Clark Gregg) conversation with Captain America (Chris Evans), as Banner can’t stop the Hulk from appearing, while the second transformation is self-triggered. What’s fascinating about these differing trigger mechanisms is that they effect the Hulk’s personality; when the Hulk is birthed out of anger, we get a classically-conceived, vicious, violent, out of control Hulk, but when Banner self-triggers the Other Guy, we get a Hulk that’s much more in control of himself and the result is two of the funniest bits in the entire movie.

Let’s take the transformations chronologically, starting with Banner on the Helicarrier.

The Bruce Banner that Steve Rogers meets on the deck of the Helicarrier (it’s in battleship mode at this point) displays a willingness to be sympathetic as well as a dry sense of black humor. Bruce is sympathetic to Steve being the man out of time, and this empathy for another is completely fitting with previous conceptions of Banner. The Eric Bana and Ed Norton Bruce Banners also tried to find a purpose in their lives by helping others, and Ruffalo on the deck of the Helicarrier is building on not only what he was doing in India, but those earlier Banners. When Tasha suggests that Banner and Rogers ought to get inside because it’s going to get hard to breathe, the two future Avengers mistakenly believe the ship is going to turn into a submarine. “Great idea,” Banner remarks dryly, and when they realized the Helicarrier is going up instead of down, Banner thinks it’s an even worse place to bottle up the Hulk.

(Which seems kinda silly, eh? It’s better to be trapped with the Hulk in the sky than the middle of the ocean, I would think.)

Ruffalo delivers these lines with a knowing sense of his condition. There’s a sadness to the humor, but there isn’t defeat in his voice. Where Ruffalo’s Banner differs greatly from previous incarnations is that he’s made his peace with the Hulk. “I got low,” he says to the assembled team. “I put a bullet in my mouth and the Other Guy spit it out.”

It’s a powerful admission in the middle of the film, and when someone gets on your case about this being a silly little action film, remind them that one of the characters at the center of this popcorn flick admits that he’s only able to be here because tried to kill himself and failed. This idea that the “Other Guy” won’t allow Banner to be killed suggests what Banner ultimately admits – that rage isn’t the key to the transformation, and the Hulk is less the bottled up rage monster and more the lurking subconscious lingering just beneath the surface.

Which isn’t to say you’ll suddenly like Banner when he gets angry. Loki (Tom Hiddleston) allows himself to be captured and ends up manipulating the team to exacerbate their personality conflicts. His ultimate goal is to let the Hulk out to cause havoc during Hawkeye’s assault on the Helicarrier. When Hawkeye’s arrow explodes, Banner and Widow get knocked down a floor. She’s trapped, and he’s on the verge of losing it. Now it’s Tasha’s turn to try and calm Banner down but she’s not successful and we get the arrival of a very angry Hulk into our midst.

Tasha is visibly frightened the Hulk is visibly agitated. They “fight,” which is to say Tasha becomes very, very afraid and tries to escape and the Hulk tries to prevent this. Tasha is saved by Thor (Chris Hemsworth), which leads to a Thor vs. Hulk battle in the middle of the Helicarrier.

Yup. That’s as awesome as it sounds. The Thor v. Hulk battle is incredibly violent, and again I have to point out that the personal combat scenes in AVENGERS are pretty darn great because we can really feel the power. There’s a truly fantastic moment when Thor calls Mjolnir to him and delivers a jaw-crunching uppercut to the Hulk that sends the big man flying. It’s a huge thrill to see these two beat the crap out of each other, and the CGI guys deserve major kudos for how good the Hulk looks and how good he moves.

The Hulk ends up jumping off the Helicarrier when a fighter jet attacks him, and there’s a King Kong sense to the Hulk bashing and tearing apart the jet from its back. I love the moment when the pilot ejects and the Hulk catches him, only to toss him aside.

Critically, in this battle the Hulk is dangerously out of control because that’s the state he was in when he transformed.

This isn’t the case for the final battle. After crashing in an abandoned factory and having a chat with Harry Dean Stanton about his fall, Banner gets on a bike and drives into the city, surprising most of the Avengers with his reappearance. This time around, Banner self-triggers into the Hulk and we get a Hulk that takes commands from Captain America and goes out and smashes the heck out of the Chitauri. It’s simply fantastic to watch a Hulk be able to operate without any concern for anything. Whedon (externally) and Captain America (internally) have found a way to let the Hulk out to play without restraint. Seeing him try to rip the jaw off a Chitauri leviathan and just generally smash the hell out of anything and everything he wants, and for this to be a GOOD THING is a clever way for all of us to simply enjoy the Hulk and remove the burden of Banner’s guilt.

Our enjoyment of the Hulk is raised even more by Whedon’s secret weapon – the Hulk is hilarious.

No, the Hulk doesn’t start telling jokes or indulging in some Whedon certified one-liners. Instead, Hulk gets us to laugh by his actions and it was pretty clear that both times I watched the film in the theater, the Hulk’s actions during the Chitauri battle got the most applause. The Hulk and Thor team up to take down a Leviathan and as they’re standing there side-by-side with the fight over, there’s a single quiet moment, and then the Hulk shoots out his left hand and pounds Thor off the screen. It’s the kind of moment that is so unexpected that the laughter it creates in the audience is not just one of thinking the scene funny but of the disbelief in the audience’s mind. It’s such an unexpected move – to see one hero sucker punching another in the middle of an epic battle against an enemy – and such a hilarious move that it’s easily one of the most joyous feelings I’ve ever experienced in a movie theater.

And then AVENGERS tops it.

Up in Stark Tower, the Hulk and Loki face off and Loki dresses down the Hulk with a vicious, elitist verbal assault. “Enough!” the Asgardian commands the Hulk. “All of you are beneath me. I am a god, you dull creature and I shall not be bullied-!”

Loki’s rant is cut off right then and there by the Hulk grabbing the God of Lies and slamming him around like a ragdoll. It is brutal and ridiculous and hilarious and one of the most awesome scenes I’ve ever witnessed. The Hulk leaves a wheezing broken shell of a god lying on the cracked floor and walks away in disgust.

“Puny god,” he grumbles.

Derrick Ferguson and others have pointed out that they missed this line the first time they saw the film because the audience was roaring so wildly and loudly.

“Puny god.”

This isn’t the Intelligent Hulk or Fix-It Hulk, but it’s not the mindless brute, either. This is a Hulk who understands what’s going on around him and can act with some agency instead of simply being the enormous green rage monster. It’s a really smart decision to push the character in this direction. At the end of the movie, when Iron Man is falling down through the sky after delivering the nuke that blows up the Chitauri ship, it’s the Hulk who jumps up to save him from crashing to earth. One of the best parts of the individual character arcs is how Tony Stark and Bruce Banner developed a real relationship with one another, and I believe it’s this friendship that causes the Hulk to be the one that jumps into the sky to catch a falling Stark.

Mark Ruffalo is fantastic as Bruce Banner and Joss Whedon’s conception of the Hulk as a creature who’s personality is partly determined by the trigger mechanism combine to have a Hulk that steals the show.

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THE AVENGERS REVIEW INDEX

THE AVENGERS: THE MOVIE REVIEW
THE AVENGERS: THE HAWKEYE REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE AGENT COULSON REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE BLACK WIDOW REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE NICK FURY REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE MARIA HILL REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE CAPTAIN AMERICA REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE CHITAURI/THANOS REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE HULK REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE THOR REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE LOKI REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE IRON MAN REACTION

THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE REVIEW INDEX

1. IRON MAN
2. THE INCREDIBLE HULK
3. IRON MAN 2
4. THOR
5. CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER

THE AVENGERS: I Put a Bullet in My Mouth and the Other Guy Spit it Out


The Avengers (2012) – The 6th Marvel Cinematic Universe Film – Directed by Joss Whedon – Starring Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Tom Hiddleston, Samuel L. Jackson, Clark Gregg, Cobie Smulders, Stellan Skarsgård, Gwyneth Paltrow, Paul Bettany, Alexis Denisof, Stan Lee, Powers Boothe, Lou Ferrigno, and Harry Dean Stanton.

I’m gonna go ahead and guess that there will be a few new people stopping by the site to read about THE AVENGERS, so let me offer a warm hello to all of you new folks. It’s great to have you stop by, and I hope you’ll enjoy your time and maybe even join in the conversation in the comments section. Let me take a moment here in our initial meeting to make something perfectly clear: SPOILERS LIE AHEAD. Lots of them. Lots and lots of them. This isn’t Facebook or Twitter or the grocery store or any kind of public forum where I have to keep my mouth shut. There are hundreds of newspaper critics that will talk about the movie without divulging any of the details and that’s cool of them, but this ain’t a newspaper. This is my establishment, and my establishment is for people who want to talk about everything that happens in a movie. If you don’t want to talk about everything because you want to see it all fresh, I totally understand you not wanting to read past these italics. If you take this option, I hope you come back and chat after you’ve seen the movie.

Now, I’m spending a bunch of time telling you this right off the bat so I don’t accidentally SPOIL something for you, because it’s not my intent to do that. Someone spoiled one of the big “WOW!” moments in AVENGERS for me, so I know how unpleasantly that sucks. Anyway, if you just want to know if AVENGERS is a movie you should go see, I have four sweet little words for you: BEST. SUPERHERO. MOVIE. EVER.

In case you were confused, that means, “Yes.”

If you really want to read about AVENGERS without having anything spoiled, check out my reviews of the earlier AVENGERS-related films: Hulk, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2, Thor, and Captain America: The First Avenger.

Right, then. You keep reading, you’re gonna read SPOILERS. Understood? Good. Let’s do this.

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Joss Whedon’s THE AVENGERS is the culmination of five previous Avengers-related movies, but it is also a spectacular beast unto itself. It is, quite simply, the greatest superhero movie ever made, a massive, engaging, moving, funny, smart, blockbuster. It is fitting that AVENGERS hit theaters on May 4th, recognized in sci-fi fandom as Star Wars Day, because AVENGERS is potentially to 2012 what Star Wars was to 1977, the new standard in summer entertainment, and the new golden goose every other studio in town will try to replicate.

What AVENGERS, the franchise, represents is something monumental and seismic in cinematic terms but feels completely natural to the comic book world. What Marvel Studios has done is to give to the world what they’ve always given to comic book readers – a shared universe. When one takes a step back and thinks about what’s actually got everyone so excited about AVENGERS – all of these heroes coming together to appear in one movie – happens every single month in the comics. Yet so unusual is it for this to happen in the movies that AVENGERS comes off as some kind of Zeusian thunderbolt, sent down from the heavens to shake the ground beneath our feet and reveal the New God for the sheep to follow.

Make no mistake, it will be insanely fascinating to watch how other studios react to what Marvel Studios has built and brought to fruition with AVENGERS. During the fallout from the John Carter fiasco, it was revealed that Disney was really only interested in financing franchise movies. Whether that thinking was a result of the Marvel Cinematic Universe it inherited when it bought Marvel Comics or not I have no idea, but clearly Disney and Marvel Studios are now wholly committed to the Franchise Model of film making.

Personally, I don’t have a problem with this concept. I’m not one of these people that freaks out when the box office is dominated by sequels and remakes; if the people want it, the studios are going to make it, and if that many people want to see it, how is this a bad thing?

Well, the movies could suck, I suppose, which will make the AVENGERS ripple effect so interesting to watch (especially when it comes to the post-Nolan Batman), because THE AVENGERS definitely does not suck.

(And, seriously, if you catch a spoiler at this point, don’t come whining to me.)

Whedon keeps the story deliciously simply in AVENGERS, realizing that the power of seeing Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Captain America (Chris Evans), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Hulk (Mark Ruffalo/Lou Ferrigno), Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson), and Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) together on the big screen doesn’t need a complicated story. It just needs a big enough story to get them in the same room. From there, their personalities will take over.

I had been expecting the Avengers to be in the movie, of course, along with the SHIELD contingent of Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson), Phil Coulson (Clark Gregg), and new addition Maria Hill (Cobie Smulders), but I hadn’t expected to see secondary characters appearing, too. As silly as it might sound that seeing Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow) and Dr. Erik Selvig (Stellan Skarsgård) show up is a big deal, their inclusion helps drive home the larger narrative.

As I mentioned, the story here is exceeding simple. Selvig is working on the Tesseract inside a SHIELD facility, bringing together the worlds of the CAPTAIN AMERICA and THOR movies. The cube begins to act wonky, some really impressive blue energy starts to waft out, and after a big boom, Loki (Tom Hiddleston) is standing there. He wants the Tesseract, of course, and takes over the brains of Hawkeye, Selvig, and enough other SHIELD agents to make his escape. Before the escape has been made, the SHIELD facility has collapsed, the Tesseract is gone, and Fury enacts the previously decommissioned Avengers Initiative.

I love how Whedon doesn’t waste time getting to the action as it signals that he’s not here to screw around. The opening sequence is important to set up a big enough threat to need to assemble the Avengers, and provides a decent amount of thrills as we wait for, you know, the Avengers to assemble. He also gives us the previous Big Bad as working for a powerful alien race called the Chitauri, which are apparently some kind of Skrulls from the Ultimate universe. (If any part of that sentence from Chitauri onward confused you, don’t worry about it. They’re space aliens in cool armor. That’s all you need to know and that’s all the movie tells you about them.) This opening sequence effortlessly brings everyone up to date with the narrative, establishes the bad guys, gives us a nice twist with Selvig and Hawkeye going to work for Loki, and gives us a reason to get the band together for the first time.

Most importantly, the opening sequence also sets the tone for the rest of the film as being an interplay between big action scenes and powerful personalities being put into conflict with one another.

The tone and narrative conflict thus firmly established, the call goes out to bring the Avengers in. There’s a shadowy Council that gives Fury orders; they don’t have a huge role to play in the film, but they do add another minor protagonist, and it gives the film an excuse to have Powers Boothe’s voice show up, and there are few voices in the world cooler than the one belonging to Powers Boothe.

The recruitment of the Avengers is handled by Fury, Coulson, and the Black Widow. Coulson has to call the Widow in from the assignment she’s on, and as we drop into her current goings on, she’s tied up in a Russian warehouse, being interrogated by a Russian general and his two goons. It’s one of the film’s signature moments, blending solid story, humor, and action. One of the goons’ phones goes off mid-interrogation and he answers it. On the other end is Coulson, who orders the goon to put Widow on the line. The general doesn’t want to give her the phone but Coulson calmly informs him that he’s got all sorts of fun weapons pointed at him. The general relents and Tasha gets to take the call. Coulson wants her to come in, but she doesn’t want to be pulled out of the field. “This idiot is telling me everything,” she insists, but when Coulson tells her that Barton has been compromised, she flips a switch and fights her way out.

“Get the big guy,” Coulson tells her.

“Stark?”

“No. The Big Guy.”

Tasha is off to India, where Bruce Banner is helping the locals with medicine. A little girls comes crying to him for help with her dad and he follows her to the edge of the city, where he finds the Widow instead of a sick dad. She tells him Fury wants him to come in and Banner is reluctant, of course, thinking that Fury doesn’t want him, but “the Other Guy.” That’s how Banner refers to the Hulk throughout the film: the Other Guy. Even when Tasha assures him that they only want the scientist, Banner is reluctant and bursts out in anger at her, slamming his fists on the table and screaming at her. Tasha instantly goes for the gun she’s strapped under the table, and Banner relaxes, telling her he just wanted to see what she would do. What’s impressive is that as cool as Tasha was in the previous scene, the idea of Banner going Hulk terrifies her. Ultimately, Banner agrees to come in.

Fury drops in on Captain America, and it’s an elongated version of the scene at the end of Cap’s solo film where he’s boxing and Fury comes in with a mission, and it’s an okay scene, but the real winner here is Coulson dropping in on Tony Stark at the new Stark Tower in New York. Stark doesn’t want to talk to Coulson and orders Jarvis (Paul Bettany) to give him the run around. He’d rather be all flirty and romantic with Pepper, and Downey and Paltrow have a really nice, relaxed chemistry here. I didn’t know Paltrow was going to be in this movie, but her smiling ability to gently take the p*ss out of Stark is a nicer version of the personality conflicts to follow.

Early on in the production of the film, there were reports (which maybe were true and maybe were not) that Downey wanted AVENGERS to be centered more on him rather than a more equatable time share. If Downey was ever worried about his screen time, he really didn’t need to be, because he’s the only full-fledged A-list movie star in the world who also steals every single scene he’s in. Think about it. Damon, Clooney, Cruise, Pitt, Depp are all wonderful movie stars and fine actors, but they don’t steal scenes. Movie stars don’t have to steal scenes because they’re the center of the film. They’re the ones who get scenes stolen from, not the other way around. Yet Downey has that rarest ability to be both the center of the film and have the ability to make it seem like he’s stealing the attention from other actors.

When Coulson shows up in Stark’s private elevator, the way Downey plays the scene makes it feel like he’s stealing attention away from Paltrow and Gregg. It’s really brilliant acting and writing. First, even though Stark is clearly committed to Pepper at this point, they still have a fun, playfully bickering relationship. Then when Coulson shows up, Stark is clearly disinterested in what he has to say, but what comes across more is how insecure he is at Pepper spreading her affection around. When Coulson arrives, Stark deadpans, “Security breach,” but Pepper greets the SHIELD agent with a big smile and a “Hello, Phil.”

“Phil?” Stark asks, dumbfounded. “His first name is Agent.”

With part of the team assembled, Cap, Iron Man, and Widow go after Loki in Stuttgart and there’s some decent fighting, but again, the real thrill here is the personality conflicts that emerge. Stark and Cap are on each other’s case constantly, and it’s not really all that friendly, which again, speaks to just how good Downey is here. He has a combative verbal relationship with nearly everyone in the film, but he can be playful with Pepper, annoyed with Coulson, and antagonistic with Cap in quick succession.

Loki forces everyone to their knees and prattles on about how humans are sheep and freedom is a lie, and that humans want to be told want to do. He forces everyone in the crowd to their knees and then one old German guy stands up. Loki has some really good monologues here (delivered splendidly by Hiddleston), and this is one of them. “You were made to be ruled,” he says to them. “In the end, you will always kneel.” That’s when the one old dude rises to his feet.

“Not to men like you,” he declares.

“There are no men like me,” Loki sneers.

“There are always men like you,” the old guy says defiantly.

It’s a really great moment in the film, and serves as the AVENGERS equivalent of those scenes in the Sam Raimi Spider-Man films where New Yorkers unite to help out the Wallcrawler. To Whedon’s credit, he doesn’t milk this moment. He just lets it be what it is and in the context of everything else going on in the film, this won’t be the scene that people leave the theater talking about, but trust me, you’ll eventually talk about it. For all of Whedon’s verbal pyrotechnics in the film, he knows how to underplay scenes when that’s what they need. This is just an old guy speaking up to a bully, but that small act of rising to his feet and letting Loki know that for all of his power he wasn’t special carries a great weight with it.

Loki goes to incinerate the guy but Cap shows up at the last second to save him. People appearing unseen from screen left (or right) is a trick Whedon goes to multiple times in AVENGERS. After smacking Cap around a bit, he instantly surrenders when Iron Man starts throwing his weight around. They take him prisoner, but on the transport back to SHIELD Thor finally arrives, breaking into the jet to steal Loki away. Iron Man and Cap go after him, which leads to a pretty good superhero throwdown. Heroes fighting before teaming up is a huge staple of comics and it’s great to see it play out on the big screen. It’s also a really good fight. The best part of the action scenes in AVENGERS is that they make you feel the violence. When people get hit, it looks like it hurts a whole hell of a lot. Iron Man and Thor smack each other around the forest without pulling any punches and then when Cap shows up to order them to stop, Thor drops Mjolnir on him, which causes a massive burst of energy that knocks the trees down and brings an end to the fight.

Finally, everyone (minus Hawkeye) is on board the SHIELD Helicarrier and we get to see the personalities begin to clash. It’s a lot of fun watching them get on each other’s nerves, and it’s to the script’s credit (which was written by Whedon and Zak Penn) that everyone’s view point is given equal weight. It doesn’t feel like the film prefers Cap’s point of view to Stark’s, or vice versa. The characters stay in character during all of these verbal spats.

These internal conflicts are important because the film gives so little time to the villains. Loki has plenty of screen time but he carries the entire villainous weight of the film until the big action piece at the end of the film. It’s this middle section of the film that takes place in the Helicarrier where AVENGERS works best. Yes, the action at the end is amazing, but the real joy of the film seeing our heroes interact. Loki sits in a prison designed for the Hulk (it’s a big, round, glass cage), and a few people stop by to yap with him. Fury gets the first verbal crack, but it’s the scene between Loki and Widow that works best. She shows up wanting to know about the mind-controlled Hawkeye, and Loki begins dissecting her Hannibal Lecter-style. Widow is brought to the verge of tears as Loki is at his monologue best, telling her that “you lie and kill in the service of liars and killers,” and that she’ll never overcome the evils she’s committed during her life as a spy. Widow walks away and Loki commits the standard villain’s error of monologuing a bit too much. When he lets out more info than he should, Tasha turns around, her eyes clear of any tears, and we realize that she’s been playing him this entire time. Even Loki is impressed that she’s discovered his real plan at allowing himself to be captured is to let loose the Hulk.

The mind-controlled Hawkeye leads an assault on the Helicarrier, which gives us the big, central action sequence where several huge events happen.

The first is that Banner – moments after a big team argument which ends with him telling everyone that they’re not a team but a time-bomb – finally lets the Hulk out. We get a Hulk vs. Widow battle, and then a Hulk vs. Thor battle. Yup. Thor vs. Hulk. And it’s a darn good fight, too, as they bash each other around the Helicarrier. We get the Hulk trying and failing to pick up Mjolnir, and we get a brutal, crushing blow from Thor as he slams his hammer across the Hulk’s face. As with the Big Three battle in the forest, no one is pulling any punches here.

The fight ends up splintering the team. Thor gets tricked into switching places with Loki inside the cage, which leads to the second huge event: the death of Agent Coulson.

Yeah. It totally sucks and was totally what the movie needed to keep everything grounded. Clark Gregg’s performances as Coulson have become some of the best parts of every movie he’s been in. Coulson looks like middle management but talks with the conviction of the smartest, coolest guy in the room. Not cool in a Joe Cool sense, but cool in an eternally unflappable sense. Challenging Loki as Thor remains trapped in the Hulk’s cage is pure Coulson. He’s staring down a Norse god with a gun he barely knows how to use, and he’s telling Loki that the god will lose because he lacks conviction.

I love Coulson staring Loki down, and I love how Fury steps in to use Coulson’s death as a way to unite the team. Fury goes so far as to plant Coulson’s prized Captain America trading cards on the dead body to give the Avengers the push they need to come together. What I love about Fury’s action is that the team was already uniting in their distrust of the head of SHIELD, and here he doesn’t do anything to disprove that mistrust. He is, as Stark rightly pointed out, a spy who never tells anyone the whole truth.

The Widow beats up Hawkeye, which brings him back to their side of the ledger, and Cap and Iron Man work together to repair an engine.

Now united, the Avengers head to New York for the big final battle. Selvig has opened a portal to space to allow the Chitauri to come to Earth, and there’s all kinds of wonderful fighting scenes here.

Again, though, as good as the action is, the real joy here is the personal battles. Stark heads home to Stark Tower to find Loki waiting there, and they have an almost personable chat about what’s going on. Stark offers Loki a drink, which the god refuses. “Please tell me you’re going to appeal to my humanity,” Loki scoffs.

“Actually, I’m going to threaten you,” Stark casually remarks.

Loki goes on to tell him that, “I have an army,” to which Stark instantly replies, “We have a Hulk.”

Ah, yes, the Hulk. First, Mark Ruffalo is absolutely fantastic as Bruce Banner. Where both Eric Bana and Edward Norton played Banner as something of a victim struggling with his condition, Ruffalo’s Banner has accepted it and moved on. How did he do this?

Because he tried to kill himself and failed.

“I got low,” he admits to the team. “I put a bullet in my mouth and the Other Guy spit it out.”

Banner’s admission is one of the truly great moments in the film. Chilling and effective, Banner lets them know that you can’t get rid of the Hulk by killing Banner because the Hulk won’t allow it. (The line also signifies how every character in the film has some psychological issue he or she needs to overcome.) Later, during the big battle at the end, he lets the team in on his secret to staying Hulk-free. While the traditional Banner line has been, “Don’t make me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry,” and the traditional struggle for Banner has been to not get angry, the Ruffalo Banner has a different tack. “My secret, Cap,” he says to the team before transforming into the Hulk, “is that I’m always angry.”

During the final battle, the Hulk completely steals the show. First, he and Thor team up to take down a Chitauri dragon (or whatever the heck it’s supposed to be) and as they’re standing there shoulder-to-shoulder, breathing hard and taking a moment to gather their thoughts, Hulk snaps out his left arm and knocks Thor out of the way.

The Hulk’s best moment, however, comes inside Stark Tower. After tearing through the Chitauri forces, the Hulk finds himself face to face with the Asgardian. There’s a pause in the action and Loki adamantly insists, “I am a God! I am not going to be bullied by a…”

He never finishes the thought because the Hulk decides he’s had enough of Loki, and he picks the god up and begins slamming him around like a rag doll. Honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a theater explode in such a wild combination of laughter and applause as when the Hulk began slamming Loki into the floor BAM! BAM! BAM!, eventually leaving him lying there unconscious.

“Puny god,” Hulk growls when he’s finished, to the delight of the crowd around me.

The Avengers win the final battle, of course, and everyone gets their turn at the center of the action. Stark puts aside his Cap-centric put downs and lets the out-of-time soldier deliver the final battle plan. It’s awesome to watch the team work together and awesome to watch them fight with their powers unleashed.

With the film finished, it’s time for the post-credits scene that we always wait for, and AVENGERS has a trick up it’s sleeve. First, it gives us the post-credits scene mid-credits. We drop in on the defeated Chitauri forces and see the Loki’s Chitauri handler, the Other (Alexis Denisof) informing someone even more powerful than the Chitauri about the events on Earth. Who is this mysterious leader?

Thanos.

F*CKING THANOS.

This is the big surprise that I had ruined for me, but still, when the Other talks about how going after the Avengers will be courting death, I got that thrill run up my spine knowing that “courting death” meant Thanos was about to appear on the big screen. Unbelievable. Would I have preferred to see the next villain revealed as Ultron or Kang instead? Yeah, sure, but the sheer shock at it being Thanos made it better.

The second post-credits scene truly comes post-credits and all it consists of is the assembled Avengers, immediately post-Chitauri battle, sitting in a small, neighborhood shawarma restaurant, eating food and looking completely exhausted. They don’t even talk to one another. Cap even looks like he’s sleeping, and the rest of the team is in that post-stuffing-themselves state where it looks like it’s a struggle to take another bite of their food. It’s the perfect ending, and not just because it ties in with Stark’s deadpan line about going out for food after the battle. It’s the perfect Avengers ending because it reminds us just how human these characters are at the end of the day. Even if DC gets its act together and uses the Snyder Superman, post-Nolan Batman, Reynolds Green Lantern, and whatever other superhero film projects it can get off the ground, the Justice League can never have this moment, because at the end of the day, Supes, Bats, Diana, and the rest aren’t humans. They’re gods.

Speaking of gods … there’s a lot more I want to say about AVENGERS, but I’m already 4,000 words deep in the review. There’s so many wonderful one liners (“He’s adopted,” “No hard feelings, Point Break,” “If I put an arrow through his eye, I’d sleep better,” “You have reached the Life Model Decoy of Tony Stark. Please leave a message,” “I’m a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster,” “We have a Hulk,” “that guy’s brain is a bag full of cats,” “If it’s all the same to you, I’ll have that drink now,” “Hulk … smash,” “This guy’s playing Galaga,” “I think now is the perfect time to get angry,” etc.) and so many small character moments that I want to dig into, but now is not the time. (Because now the time is 5:17 AM and I’m bone tired.) Check back later in the week; I will likely write up a few character-specific reviews of AVENGERS that will allow me to get into the details a bit more deeply and purposefully.

For now, though, 4,200 words will suffice to say what I could have said with seven words: AVENGERS is the best superhero movie ever. Big and fun, loud and hilarious, action-packed and psychologically-driven, AVENGERS is the new gold standard in summer movies. I can’t wait to see it again.

And again.

And again.

Puny Other Movies.

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THE AVENGERS REVIEW INDEX

THE AVENGERS: THE MOVIE REVIEW
THE AVENGERS: THE HAWKEYE REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE AGENT COULSON REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE BLACK WIDOW REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE NICK FURY REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE MARIA HILL REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE CAPTAIN AMERICA REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE CHITAURI/THANOS REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE HULK REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE THOR REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE LOKI REACTION
THE AVENGERS: THE IRON MAN REACTION

THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE REVIEW INDEX

1. IRON MAN
2. THE INCREDIBLE HULK
3. IRON MAN 2
4. THOR
5. CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER

ALIEN: A Survivor, Unclouded by Conscience, Remorse, or Delusions of Morality

Alien (1979) – Directed by Ridley Scott – Starring Sigourney Weaver, Veronica Cartwright, Harry Dean Stanton, John Hurt, Ian Holm, and Yaphet Kotto.

Ridley Scott’s atmospheric masterpiece ALIEN is one of the most influential American films ever made.

For all of Scott’s varies success with films like Blade Runner, Thelma & Louise, and Gladiator, it’s ALIEN that endures most strongly in the work of other film makers. Sci-fi films and slasher films are still aping Scott’s style because it relies on a minimal narrative and a dark atmosphere. That means you can do it on the (relative) cheap.

It’s a well deserved aping, however, because ALIEN is a brilliant movie about a group of working class men and women being terrorized on their ship by an alien menace that they willingly brought aboard and then spend the film trying to eliminate.

Beginning slow and quiet, ALIEN builds as it goes, becoming faster, louder, and more intense with seemingly every new sequence. I think it’s improper to call ALIEN a rollercoaster ride because it’s much less a series of action sequences linked by quieter, character and plot driven sequences than it is a rock rolling downhill, gathering steam as it gathers distance. There are a few instances where we get the action-release-action structure, but like a typical slasher film, once people start getting murdered there’s not much time for quiet reflection.

I see ALIEN as a three act play in which both the alien (designed by the legendary H.R. Giger) and Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) grow in prominence, headed for the inevitable collision of their respective arcs.

In Act I, neither the alien nor Ripley play much of a role. In this first part of the film we see the crew of the Nostromo woken out of their slumber by the ship’s computer. They slowly awaken (and Scott lets his camera linger) and immediately drag themselves to the kitchen for food and smokes. It’s only once they return to duty that they realize they’ve been woken up too early. The Nostromo has intercepted a signal and the crew is required to follow up on it.

The crew is a smart assemblage of quality actors given only a few things to do, and they all do it well. Captain Dallas (Tom Skerritt) is a concerned, thoughtful man who’s willing to give his crew some rope to act on their own but doesn’t shy away from making decisions or verbally smacking them back in line. Parker (Yaphet Kotto) and Brett (Harry Dean Stanton) and the ship’s engineers, constantly complaining about their pay. After they’re reminded that they’ll get paid exactly what their contract says they’ll get paid, Parker throws it back in Dallas’ face when he asks them to do something above and beyond. Kane (John Hurt) is a curious, determined explorer and Lambert (Veronica Cartright) is his antithesis; he wants to keep investigating the distress call and she wants to go back to the ship. Ash (Ian Holm) is the science officer with plenty of secrets, and Ripley is the most well-rounded character, willing to make the tough decision, fight for herself, and still not hiding that she is occasionally scared out of her mind.

We basically learn everything we need to know about them during that eat and smoke table session, which is one of my absolute favorite sci-fi scenes of all time. I don’t love it for its science or even for its particular cleverness. I love it because it comes after a whole set of long, slow, quiet establishing shots that tell us the Nostromo is empty. I love it because it’s so full of life. But mostly I love it because it’s dirty. Blade Runner often gets cited for its dystopian aesthetic, but I prefer the functional, working class future depicted in ALIEN. We don’t see space travel as being glamorous. We don’t see a table full of heroes or moralists or philosophers.

We see working men and women who are paid to do a crummy job at a huge distance from Earth. My dissertation is on 19th century whaling narratives, and the world of the Nostromo resonates in the same way: dirty, dangerous, decidedly unromantic. This is a hard life for hard people.

They’re really not even friends. There’s pairs of friends, of course. Parker and Brett are pals, though it’s more like Brett is the tag-a-long sidekick/Yes Man than an actual pal. There’s a small vibe of a relationship between Dallas and Lambert in the way she pleads with him. But other than that, you get the feeling that these people share the same space but beyond the Nostromo they are not part of each others’ lives.

In order to investigate the intercepted signal, they head to a planet, where they find a massive, abandoned ship. Inside the ship, they find a large dead being sitting in a chair. (And it appears Scott’s upcoming film, Prometheus, will tell a bit of this story of the ship.) The ship’s interior is pure H.R. Giger awesomeness. The settings look both familiar and alien and equally cool and menacing.

Kane finds some big eggs and then a facehugger alien forces itself through Kane’s helmet and attaches itself to his face. They haul him back to the ship where Ripley refuses to let them inside because she’s following quarantine protocol. (Scott doesn’t show any of this rescue and return, negating a potential action sequence which could throw his atmosphere for a loop before it’s even firmly established.) Dallas orders her to let them in, but she refuses. Ash ignores her, however, and lets them in.

Both the alien and Ripley, then, make a show of force that’s ultimately brushed aside by the crew. Kane doesn’t realize the threat the alien poses to his people, while Ash and Kane don’t recognize Ripley’s authority.

This gets us to Act II, when the facehugger pulls off Kane only to have a second alien come bursting out of his chest. It’s still small at this point but obviously it freaks everyone out and they decide to go hunting for it. Both the alien and Ripley begin to take a larger role in the film as they begin to assert the power they do have, and this means it’s time for the killing to start. The crew goes hunting, but it’s Brett and Dallas that end up getting taken out. Lambert wants to cut and run, but Ripley reminds her that the escape shuttle won’t hold four people, so the killing option is still their best bet. Once they take out Ash, and the alien then takes out Lambert and Parker, Ripley is left as the Last Woman Standing.

The most interesting character in this middle portion of the film is Ash, the scientist who has a secret mission to bring the alien back alive. It turns out Ash is a robot whose loyalty lies with the company, not with his fellow crew mates. (The crew has been deemed expendable by the company.) He’s impressed by the resiliency and efficiency of the alien, which horrifies Ripley. Ash describes the alien as “a survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.” Ash is, of course, also describing himself. As a robot, his actions are simply evidence that he’s fulfilling his programming, meaning he has no conscience, no remorse, no morality. In this sense, he sees the alien as a natural version of himself. For her part, Ripley’s investigation and realization of what Ash is doing, and then her physical confrontation with him firmly asserts her position in the film. It doesn’t even matter that Ripley needs help to defeat Ash because she’s clearly the force that will drive the rest of the film.

Enter Act III, which is the alien vs. Ripley showdown. This is the loudest and most intense act in the film. Ripley decides it’s time to take Lambert’s advice now that only her and the cat are alive, so she starts the self destruct sequence. She tries to stop it when the alien has blocked her path to the shuttle, but she can’t get it stopped so she has to get to the shuttle. When she returns, the alien has left the cat unharmed, allowing Ripley to jump in the shuttle and get the heck out of Dodge. As the shuttle flees, the Nostromo blows up, and then (as you might have guessed) it turns out the alien is inside the shuttle, allowing one final confrontation that Ripley wins by opening the exterior door and letting the alien get sucked into space.

ALIEN doesn’t muck around with too many clever plot twists and narrative turns. Ash being a robot who’s also willing to see the crew killed to get the alien home is it, and they come right on top of each other. Instead, Scott focuses on the dark, moody atmosphere. If you want to note that it’s a male crewman who gets raped and impregnated and the female crewman who ultimately defeats the alien you can do it, and get a lot of mileage out of it, but I am more impressed with having male and female characters who exhibit a wide range of roles and attitudes. These sorts of plots can feel formulaic, but ALIEN never suffers from this because it puts the emphasis on Act I, on the mystery and the tone.

Blade Runner is a more literary film, but I think ALIEN is every bit as brilliant.

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ALIEN / PREDATOR Review Index

ALIEN: A Survivor, Unclouded by Conscience, Remorse, or Delusions of Morality
ALIENS: My Mommy Said There Were No Monsters. No Real Ones. But There Are.
ALIEN 3: A Bunch of Lifers Who Found God at the Ass-End of Space
ALIEN RESURRECTION: Must Be a Chick Thing
ALIEN VS. PREDATOR: I Think This is a Manhood Ritual
ALIEN VS. PREDATOR: REQUIEM: Small Town America Kills Two Franchises at Once