Mirror Mirror

MIRROR MIRROR: Snow Would Have to Fall

Mirror Mirror (2012) – Directed by Tarsem Singh – Starring Lily Collins, Julia Roberts, Armie Hammer, Danny Woodburn, Martin Klebba, Sebastian Saraceno, Jordan Prentice, Mark Povinelli Joe Gnoffo, Ronald Lee Clark, Lisa Roberts Gillan, Nathan Lane, Mare Winningham, Michael Lerner, Sean Bean, and Frank Welker. I love MIRROR MIRROR. Tarsem Singh’s style-over-substance retelling of the…

Smurfs 2

THE SMURFS 2: What Matters Is Who You Choose To Be

The Smurfs 2 (2013) – Directed by Raja Gosnell – Starring Neil Patrick Harris, Brendan Gleeson, Jayma Mays, Katy Perry, Hank Azaria, Jonathan Winters, George Lopez, Anton Yelchin, John Oliver, Fred Armisen, Christina Ricci, J.B. Smoove, Alan Cumming, Mario Lopez, Jimmy Kimmel, Tom Kane, Paul Reubens, B.J. Novak, Shaquille O’Neal, Shaun White, Jeff Foxworthy, Kenan…

SHREK: Not My Gumdrop Buttons!

Shrek (2001) – Directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson – Starring Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow, Vincent Cassel, Conrad Vernon, and Frank Welker. SHREK is a wonderfully funny film, full of heart and sly jokes. While it is certainly a kid’s movie, there’s plenty of meatier material here for adults. One…

THE SHADOW: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

The Shadow (1994) – Directed by Russell Mulcahy – Starring Alec Baldwin, John Lone, Penelope Ann Miller, Peter Boyle, Ian McKellen, Tim Curry, Jonathan Winters, and Frank Welker. The Shadows knows the evil that lurks in the heart of men! But he didn’t know he was in such a crappy movie, apparently. I just do…

TRANSFORMERS: PRIME – DARKNESS RISING: Maximum Overdrive

Transformers: Prime – Darkness Rising (2010) – Starring Peter Cullen, Frank Welker, Steven Blum, Jeffrey Combs, Ernie Hudson, Sumalee Montano, Kevin Michael Richardson, and Dwayne Johnson. I haven’t seen the TRANSFORMERS: PRIME cartoon before. Heck, since I don’t have cable, I hadn’t even heard of it before the DVD release of DARKNESS RISING, the 5-episode…

THE TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE: You Got the Touch!

Transformers: The Movie (1986) – Directed by Nelson Shin – Starring Peter Cullen, Eric Idle, Judd Nelson, Leonard Nimoy, Robert Stack, Lionel Stander, Scatman Crothers, Frank Welker, Casey Kasem, Susan Blu, and Orson Welles. In 1986, TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE was just about the coolest thing ever. In 2012, it’s still pretty darn awesome. When I…

SCOOBY-DOO! CAMP SCARE: I Know What You Did Last Friday the 13th

Scooby-Doo! Camp Scare (2010) – The 15th Direct-to-Video Scooby-Doo Movie – Starring Frank Welker, Matthew Lillard, Mindy Cohn, Grey DeLisle, Scott Menville, Tara Strong, Stephen Root, Mark Hamill, Dee Bradley Baker, Phil Lamarr. I’ll be honest, I only watched SCOOBY-DOO! CAMP SCARE because it’s Horror Month, I felt like I needed to watch something Scooby-Doo…