“DEATH TO THE DALEKS” – Season 11, Serial 3, Story 72 – Written by Terry Nation; Directed by Michael E. Briant – The Third Doctor and Sarah are on their way to have some fun in the sun when the power cuts off in the TARDIS. They exit to find themselves on Not Tatooine But Could Be, where they get embroiled in a hoo-hah between the native Exxilons, some Space Marines, and the Daleks. The latter two are looking for parrinium, which can only be found here and is the only mineral that can stop a plague and save billions of lives. Not that any of that matters. Because The Doctor And The Daleks (And The Space Marines) All Have To Work Together To Get Off This Crazy Rock.
Oh, what could have been.
DEATH TO THE DALEKS is a completely infuriating serial to watch because it has, at its core, one of the all-time great ideas in DOCTOR WHO history: the Doctor and the Daleks have to work together to face down a common threat.
It could be absolutely brilliant. At the very least, it should be a tremendous amount of fun to watch these two hated enemies uncomfortably work together. It should be, but it isn’t. Playing to the formula of the time, DEATH TO THE DALEKS takes this brilliant idea and jams it into a semi-enjoyable story about competing factions, the need for a rare mineral, and the mystery of why the power has been cut.
The big crime is that you could practically replace the Daleks with anyone – the Cybermen, the Sontarans, an army of Candymen - and I’m not convinced this serial would be any different, at all. In fact, I think having the Daleks in this serial instead of someone new actually hurts DEATH because from the moment the Daleks show up, the Doctor is all, “Don’t trust them. They’re evil. They’ll betray you,” which robs the story of any sense of mystery or tension.
That’s not to suggest that DEATH is an awful serial, just that it’s sort of a slightly-subpar-middle-of-the-road serial. For all of the limp tension and failure to take advantage of the Doctor/Dalek Team-Up idea, DEATH isn’t wholly a waste of time. There’s some nice Doctor-Sarah Jane moments, and-
Wait, let’s get to Sarah Jane. Sometimes I get the sense that Terry Nation wrote these Dalek serials at a typewriter that magically transported him back to 1963. Much of Sarah Jane’s sense of independence and fight that was present in THE TIME WARRIOR and INVASION OF THE DINOSAURS is missing from the script here. (I wouldn’t be surprised if the script literally says “SIDEKICK GIRL” instead of “SARAH JANE.”) You can literally see where Elisabeth Sladen (with, one hopes, help from Jon Pertwee and Michael Briant) insert little moments of her independence into Sarah Jane.
It’s hard to watch SJS play all frightened and stereotypically “girly” after watching her assert herself in the previous two serials. It’s no fun to watch her beg the Doctor not to go anywhere while she jumps back in the TARDIS to change out of her swimsuit when all that’s really happened is the TARDIS loses power someplace cold and foggy.
The Doctor, of course, does wander off, getting captured by the Exxilons, and then escaping to end up with the Space Marines. When he’s with the Space Marines (who are really more like the Space Scientists), we get all the plot stuff – they’re trapped here without power, they need the parrinium, the Exxilons are meanies. The Doctor is just starting to wrap his mind around all of this when the Daleks shows up.
They do their “Exterminate” bit except their weapons are rendered useless by the same energy dampening field that’s effecting everything else. It’s kinda funny, and everyone realizes right away that a temporary team-up might be in their best interests, but then Nation doesn’t do anything with it. Everyone is quickly imprisoned by the Exxilons (where they see the natives have captured Sarah Jane Smith) and the Daleks are instantly trying to work a side deal that works to their advantage.
Blah blah blah.
Because it’s four episodes instead of six, the plot moves forward quick enough that I was able to find some enjoyment in all of this; it might be formulaic, but it moves relatively quickly. The Daleks prove themselves capable at adapting as a Dalek raiding party arrives to attack the Exxilons, allowing the Doctor and Sarah Jane to run into the underground tunnels. Down there, the Doctor meets a monster and Sarah Jane makes friends with Bellal, an Exxilon that lives beneath the surface because he doesn’t agree with the ways of the surface folk.
The back story here is that the Exxilons built this amazing city (one of the 700 Wonders of the Universe, according to the Doctor) and fitted it with a brain. (Yup, a brain. A computer brain, not a brain in a jar.) Once the city got its brain up and running, it decided it didn’t need the Exxilons, so it killed most of them. Even though Bellal makes all nice with Sarah Jane, she’s instructed by the Doctor to go help the captured Space Marines. (After the Daleks attacked, they made all the survivors their slaves.) The Doctor and Bellal go into the city, which is populated by a series of booby traps that would make Choose Your Own Adventure proud, and they have to battle this big super computer in some not-very-interesting challenges. While this is happening, Sarah Jane is pulling a bait-and-switch with the parrinium the Daleks have collected from the slave labor force.
The serial ends with a bunch of things blowing up. One of the Space Marines sacrifices himself to blow up the Dalek ship. The Exxilon city blows up.
And that’s it. There’s some nice moments in DEATH TO THE DALEKS but on the whole this is just a very average, very bland story. I’m a bit surprised that the BBC still hasn’t released this serial on DVD (it’s out on VHS and a DVD release is apparently scheduled for 2012 sometime) since it stars the Daleks, but maybe they figure if they hold this DVD out they’ll sell more copies by creating a buzz over the release of a Pertwee/Dalek serial.
I won’t be buying it, but I wouldn’t object to you buying it for me.
“PLANET OF THE DALEKS” – Season 10, Serial 4, Story 68 – Written by Terry Nation; Directed by David Maloney – Picking up where FRONTIER IN SPACE left off, the Third Doctor and Jo end up on a planet full of Daleks – like 10,000 of them. They also run into some Thals. And they try to invade a Dalek-controlled city. While operating out of a jungle. Sound familiar? It should. Because We Saw This Serial Before, Back When It Was Called THE DALEKS.