GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE: Trading One Demon for Another

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012) – Directed by Neveldine/Taylor – Starring Nicolas Cage, Ciarán Hinds, Violante Placido, Johnny Whitworth, Christopher Lambert, Idris Elba, and Anthony Head.

Odin help me, I kind of dig GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE.

Oh, yeah, large swaths of it are a mess, Nic Cage has hit a point where he’s often doing a self-parody of a self-parody and the film feels like nothing more than a fill-in issue of a regular Ghost Rider run with really pretty art and passable writing, and what it does more than anything is illustrate how much an Idris Elba-starring Black Panther film would rock, but there’s some real energy here that was completely lacking in the first GHOST RIDER film.

Much like Wrath of the Titans, it’s nice to see that a sequel has learned from the mistakes of the first film. I bring Wrath up because the first Sam Worthington-starring Clash of the Titans was a mixed bag of serious actors like Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes playing their roles like they were making a fun B-movie and younger actors like Worthington who were treating the material like it was the most somber story ever told. Wrath was able to bring both sides of that divide together and the result was a much more cohesive vision.

SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE has learned the same lesson, and instead of a disjointed, confused origin story, we get a streamlined, straightforward action film. It’s fitting that the directing duo of Neveldine/Taylor has been brought in because VENGEANCE has more in common with their Crank series than it does with the original GHOST RIDER.

It’s important that superhero movies show diversity and as silly as it may be to say it, I really believe that the continued existence of superhero films needs movies like SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE every bit as much as it needs The Dark Knight. Nolan can stake his claim at the literary end by delving into deep philosophical discussions, but a film like VENGEANCE just wants to entertain the heck out of you for 95 minutes and for the most part, I think it succeeds.

A very non-traditional French priest named Moreau (Idris Elba) is trying to protect Nadya (Violante Placido) and her son Danny (Fergus Riordan) from some thugs with guns who’ve been hired by Roarke (Ciaran Hinds), who’s actually the devil, to bring her in because it’s his kid and he wants to put his soul in the kid’s body because it’s more powerful than his. This opening sequence takes place in a monastery and there’s monks (including Anthony Head) and guns and Idris Elba and it sets the tone for what follows – this is going to be a good looking, (relatively) low budget action movie.

When Nadya and Danny escape the thugs and Moreau escapes death, the priest goes to find Johnny Blaze (Cage) to offer him a deal – if Blaze brings Danny in, Moreau’s fellow priests will pull the demon out of Blaze and he can go back to having a normal life.

And, yeah, I hate stories like this. I’m sure being the Ghost Rider isn’t the coolest superhero identity to have (it prevents a relationship with Eva Mendes at the end of the first film, after all), but isn’t being the Ghost Rider a cooler gig than jumping cars at a carnival? Wouldn’t you rather be out seeing the world on the back of a flaming chopper than sharing your front lawn with a a Snow Cone machine?) At least we’re dealing with a real demon here, so I can understand Blaze wanting him out, and at least the story spends more time with Blaze trying to rescue the kid than it does with him whining about not wanting to be who he is.

Once Moreau and Blaze make this deal, the rest of the film is primarily a chase film followed by a raid film. It’s not great but I didn’t hit the pause button, and I didn’t spend time checking Twitter or answering text messages. I just laid on the couch and watched a decent action film starring a guy who turns into a flaming skeleton.

And that’s really where VENGEANCE succeeds for me – it has a vision and it’s consistently deployed from start to finish. Neveldine/Taylor don’t screw around and let Cage get all wacky, either. In the first film, it’s like Cage changed his approach to the character every day, but Neveldine/Taylor only let him have a few scenes where he’s all Crazy Nic Cage. For the most part, they get a consistent performance from their leading man, and when he gets to indulge his acting chops, it comes in a admittedly bizarre scene between him and Danny in a diner while they’re on the run.

The content of the scene isn’t bizarre. The content is solid – Danny is looking for a father figure and Johnny feels a need to fill that role – but they’re on the run from the agents of the devil and here they are munching on fries and having a surrogate family moment. They try to cover it by saying that Nadya is off getting gas, but there’s no urgency to what they’re doing. Johnny even says they have to keep moving, but he says it like you might say, “We need to get to the beach sometime this summer. Maybe. If we can find a day that’s not too hot. And I’m not feeling bloated that day.”

Johnny does deliver Danny to some weird monks with writing on their face led by Christopher Lambert and Moreau does keep his promise to get the demon out of him. I love that Danny is p*ssed at Johnny for going through with the exorcism (that they both have a piece of Hell inside them gave them something to bond over), and there’s a great payoff later when Danny spits hellfire into Johnny to return the Spirit of Vengeance back into him.

This isn’t the greatest CGI work ever laid into a film, but it’s hard to make Ghost Rider look lame. They try – there’s a new transformation process that allows Cage to make weird faces – but for the most part, the Rider looks bad ass and if you’re actively choosing to watch a Ghost Rider film, you want that. The film also uses some comic book-inspired vignettes to explain things and they mostly work. They’re a bit of different and again, I’m big on superhero films not all looking and acting alike, so I applaud the effort.

SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE had a very modest budget of $57 million and you can see where they’ve cut some financial corners but it doesn’t prevent this movie from being a satisfying ride. (Get it? Gene Shalit would be so proud.) It’s world’s better than the first GHOST RIDER film, and even if it does feel a bit like a fill-in issue, it delivers. At the end of the film, the demon inside Johnny has reverted back to its original angelic form, and we get a blue-flamed Ghost Rider replacing the red-flamed version, which allows the movie to end on an up note – Blaze hasn’t disconnected himself from the demon, but he has made peace with it.

Sooner rather than later, SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE is going to find it’s way to the bargain bin, and when it does, I’ll be picking up a copy. It’s a slick, stylistic action movie starring a dude with a flaming skull.

Works for me.

MORTAL KOMBAT: A Handful of People in a Leaky Boat are Gonna Save the World

Mortal Kombat (1995) – Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson – Starring Robin Shou, Linden Ashby, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Bridgette Wilson, Christopher Lambert, and Talisa Soto.

I’m not really into martial arts movies. The ballet and physical awesomeness of watching two combatants dance with kicks and punches is mostly lost on me. Don’t get me wrong – if a martial arts movie has a good story and characters I can like it just fine, but my eyes glaze over when we start getting all that copious punching and kicking and grunting. It’s just Not My Thing. But hey, I like watching cars race around an oval for a few hours, so I’m not trying to make it like I’m better than you or anything. I just want you to know where I come from with these movies.

Martial Arts Movies: Less My Thing than NASCAR, More My Thing than Golf.

It follows that my interest in MORTAL KOMBAT is more because of its sci-fi leanings and because it was based on what was, at one time, the coolest video game in the history of history. The plot is familiar enough to martial arts’ fans: There’s a super secret martial arts tournament. A group of possible combatants become temporary allies and move their way through the tournament, facing off against bad guys. The fate of the world is at stake.

Despite some bad acting and silly dialogue, the film is eminently watchable. Director Paul W.S. Anderson (The “W.S.” stands for “Not the Guy who Directed Boogie Nights“) does a great job with pacing, keeping everything flowing fast and quick, giving you just enough talking to provide the context for the fighting. If you know the video games there’s a constant stream of things to keep you interested: you can spend the whole film going, “Ooh, there’s Jax! And Raiden! Sub-Zero just froze that guy!” If you’re not knowledgeable about the games, there’s still cool thing after cool thing happening to keep you from getting bored.

There’s not a whole lot of character development, of course, but Anderson manages to make the simple characters effective by limiting what they need to do: Johnny Cage is either gonna be Hollywood, hit on a woman, decry that he doesn’t get any respect, or kick someone. Liu Kang is going to say this is silly, talk about avenging his dead brother, make doe eyes at Kitana, or kick someone. Sonya Blade is going to sneer, sneer, or kick someone.

Anderson does a great job of just keeping things moving, spinning you from character to character quick enough to build momentum, and then when you get to the fights they’re visually pretty cool. I have no idea if the martial arts is top notch, but I know that Sub-Zero freezing some dude and then breaking him into tiny chunks is awesome. I know that seeing a snake-like harpoon shoot out of Scorpion’s palm is awesome. I know Goro kicking butt with his four arms is … well, okay, it’s cheezy as hell but it fits with the whole Outworld theme.

The backgrounds help the film, too, because Anderson keeps rotating you through different settings so nothing ever gets too boring – at the very least, you keep seeing cool looking new stuff pop up to background all the punching and kicking.

What hurts the film is that all of the cool characters from the video game are the bad guys, and the film takes some of the lamest characters as the good guys. This isn’t the fault of the film as much as it is the conventions of the game. Anderson couldn’t very well make Sub-Zero and Scorpion the good guys because he’d be inverting the game and leaving no cool bad guys. But really, who ever played Johnny Cage? Or Sonya? Or even Liu Kang? We always wanted to be Sub-Zero, Scorpion, or my favorite, Baraka, who’s not even in the movie. Kitana was the most kick-ass female character in the game, but here she’s this trapped Princess who never really does anything except help the heroes on the sly.

The only good guy character people ever wanted to play was Raiden, and here they turn him into the Gandalf figure, with Christopher Lambert departing wisdom and advice and popping in whenever the movie needs someone to advance the plot.

Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa is the real star of the film as the evil sorcerer Shang Tsung. He delivers all his lines like he’s taking them completely seriously and that gravitas helps you feel like there’s actually something at stake.

MORTAL KOMBAT works because the filmmakers concentrate on making a simple story enjoyable instead of trying to turn it into something it’s not.