PREDATOR: El Diablo Que Hace Trofeos de Los Hombres

Predator (1987) – Directed by John McTiernan – Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carl Weathers, Elpidia Carrillo, Richard Chaves, Sonny Landham, Shane Black, Bill Duke, Jesse Ventura, Kevin Peter Hall, and Peter Cullen. I really wanted to call this review Dillon and the Alien Hunting Machine. or Dillon and the Bungle in the Jungle. PREDATOR is my…

EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS: Happy Chanukah to Our Wonderful Son

Eight Crazy Nights (2002) – Directed by Seth Kearsley and Adam Sandler – Starring Adam Sandler, Jackie Titone, Kevin Nealon, Jon Lovitz, Tyra Banks, and Carl Weathers. Early on in the holiday anti-classic EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS, repulsive Davey Stone (Adam Sandler) is having dinner at a Chinese restaurant and the waiter, Mr. Chang (Rob Schneider),…

FRIDAY FOSTER: She’s Just All Woman, Lieutenant

Friday Foster (1975) – Directed by Arthur Marks – Starring Pam Grier, Carl Weathers, Eartha Kitt, Paul Benjamin, Yaphet Kotto, Thalmus Rasulala, Jim Backus, Godfrey Cambrigdge, Ed Cambridge, Scatman Crothers, Shawn Stratton, Jason Bernard, and Ted Lange. “She’s got more balls than brains.” “She’s just all woman, lieutenant.” This exchange comes after Friday Foster (Pam…