RED 2: No Excuses. You’re Better Than This.

RED 2 (2013) – Directed by Dean Parisot – Starring Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Mary-Louise Parker, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Lee Byung-hun, Anthony Hopkins, Helen Mirren, Brian Cox, David Thewlis, Neal McDonough, and Titus Welliver. Welcome to the Odd Case of RED 2, a movie that manages to be both disappointing and entertaining all at the same…

A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD: We’re Not a Hugging Family

A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) – Directed by John Moore – Starring Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney, Sebastian Koch, Yuliya Snigir, Radivoje Bukvić, Pavel Lychnikoff, Cole Hauser, and Mary Elizabeth Winstead. With A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD, the Die Hard franchise has now made more movies that aren’t Die Hard movies than are…

DIE HARD 2: Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow

Die Hard 2 (1990) – Directed by Renny Harlin – Starring Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia, William Sadler, Art Evans, William Atherton, Franco Nero, Dennis Franz, Fred Thompson, Tom Bower, Sheila McCarthy, John Amos, Robert Patrick, Colm Meaney, Vondie Curtis-Hall, and Reginald VelJohnson. “What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or…

DIE HARD: Benefits of a Classical Education

Die Hard (1988) – Directed by John McTiernan – Starring Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Alexander Godunov, Bonnie Bedelia, Reginald VelJohnson, Paul Gleason, Robert Davi, Grand L. Bush, De’voreaux White, Hart Bochner, James Shigeta, and William Atherton. John McTiernan will never win an Academy Award for Best Director, but he directed Predator, DIE HARD, and The…

THE EXPENDABLES 2: Track Him, Find Him, Kill Him

The Expendables 2 (2012) – Directed by Simon West – Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Yu Nan, Chuck Norris, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Liam Hemsworth, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Scott Adkins, and Charisma Carpenter. If you’re new to the Anxiety, be aware that SPOILERS LIE AHEAD. This is…

RED: Bad Move Grandpa

Red (2010) – Based on the DC Comic – Directed by Robert Schwentke – Starring Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker, Karl Urban, Helen Mirren, John Malkovich, Morgan Freeman, Richard Dreyfuss, Bryan Cox, James Remar, and Julian McMahon. I watched this movie a week ago and can barely remember it. I liked it. I’d watch it again.…