RED 2: No Excuses. You’re Better Than This.

RED 2 (2013) – Directed by Dean Parisot – Starring Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Mary-Louise Parker, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Lee Byung-hun, Anthony Hopkins, Helen Mirren, Brian Cox, David Thewlis, Neal McDonough, and Titus Welliver. Welcome to the Odd Case of RED 2, a movie that manages to be both disappointing and entertaining all at the same…

X2: X-MEN UNITED: Have You Tried Not Being a Mutant?

X2: X-Men United (2003) – Directed by Bryan Singer – Starring Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen, Halle Berry, Famke Janssen, James Marsden, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Brian Cox, Alan Cumming, Kelly Hu, Anna Paquin, Shawn Ashmore, Daniel Cudmore, and Bruce Davison. X2: X-MEN UNITED is a bit of a weird film for me. For starters, there’s…

TRICK ‘R TREAT: Go. Watch. This. Movie.

Trick ‘r Treat (2007) – Directed by Michael Dougherty – Starring Dylan Baker, Rochelle Aytes, Anna Paquin, Brian Cox, Quinn Lord, Lauren Lee Smith, Tahmoh Penikett, Brett Kelly, Britt McKillip, Isabelle Deluce, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, and Leslie Bibb. Somewhere around the middle of TRICK ‘R TREAT I began to realize that I’d found a new film…