X-MEN: THE LAST STAND: I’m the Juggernaut, B*tch

X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) – Directed by Brett Ratner – Starring Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, Ian McKellen, Famke Janssen, Anna Paquin, Kelsey Grammer, James Marsden, Rebecca Romijn, Shawn Ashmore, Ellen Page, Aaron Stanford, Vinnie Jones, Stan Lee, Daniel Cudmore, Eric Dane, Patrick Stewart, and R. Lee Ermey. X-MEN: THE LAST STAND is a movie…

X2: X-MEN UNITED: Have You Tried Not Being a Mutant?

X2: X-Men United (2003) – Directed by Bryan Singer – Starring Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen, Halle Berry, Famke Janssen, James Marsden, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Brian Cox, Alan Cumming, Kelly Hu, Anna Paquin, Shawn Ashmore, Daniel Cudmore, and Bruce Davison. X2: X-MEN UNITED is a bit of a weird film for me. For starters, there’s…

TRICK ‘R TREAT: Go. Watch. This. Movie.

Trick ‘r Treat (2007) – Directed by Michael Dougherty – Starring Dylan Baker, Rochelle Aytes, Anna Paquin, Brian Cox, Quinn Lord, Lauren Lee Smith, Tahmoh Penikett, Brett Kelly, Britt McKillip, Isabelle Deluce, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, and Leslie Bibb. Somewhere around the middle of TRICK ‘R TREAT I began to realize that I’d found a new film…

SCREAM 4: Trapped by Its Own Past Cleverness

Scream 4 (2011) – Directed by Wes Craven – David Arquette, Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, Emma Roberts, Hayden Panettiere, Anthony Anderson, Alison Brie, Adam Brody, Rory Culkin, Marielle Jaffe, Erik Knudsen, Mary McDonnell, Marley Shelton, Nico Tortorella, Anna Paquin, Kristen Bell, Lucy Hale, Shenae Grimes, Britt Robertson, Aimee Teegarden, and Roger L. Jackson. SCREAM 4…