PROMETHEUS: Ridley Scott’s Hobbit: There and Forward Again


Prometheus (2012) – Directed by Ridley Scott – Starring Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Idris Elba, Logan Marshall-Green, Charlize Theron, Guy Pearce, and Patrick Wilson.

If you’re coming to this site for the first time, you need to be made aware of something right now: SPOILERS are coming. Lots and lots of SPOILERS. This isn’t one of those reviews that talks about the film in generic terms, this is a detailed reaction to the movie and I’m not going to limit myself. I’m telling you right up front that SPOILERS are coming, so don’t read on if you don’t want the movie spoiled. Go watch the movie and then come back.

I’m also not here to tell you why you’re wrong for disagreeing with me. I’m here to tell you what I think about movies, nothing more, and I’d love to hear what you think about the film, too. I’m sorely tempted to pull an Avengers and write up reactions to all the principal characters because with this reaction clocking in around 2,400 words, there’s still way more I want to talk about. I simply don’t have the time to do it this time around, but I love that this movie makes me want to write about it.

That’s that. We clear? Right, then, let’s do this.

In case you watched any of the trailers for PROMETHEUS and thought trailers were always an accurate representation of the film it was selling, here’s what PROMETHEUS is not: it’s not ALIEN, it’s not a horror movie, and it’s not a summer blockbuster. It’s really not even a Ridley Scott movie as much as it is a movie about Ridley Scott movies. While Scott is still going strong, at age 74 it’s a safe bet that he’s closer to the end of his career than the beginning, so perhaps it’s not surprising that he’s turned in his most philosophical take on the subjects of life and death.

But since he’s still Ridley Scott, it is equally unsurprising that PROMETHEUS’ answer to these big, important, existentialist questions is that their significance comes from being the fuel that drives humanity on its journey, and not in being answered. PROMETHEUS strikes me as Ridley Scott’s Hobbit, serving as a prequel not just to ALIEN, but to his entire cinematic career. The questions and themes that return again and again in his films are present here, and so PROMETHEUS is contradictory, being both a prequel and a capstone, as if Scott has decided to make a movie in which he attempts to figure out, or coalesce, what he was doing in all of his other movies into this singular film.

And what does he find when he looks back on everything? He finds that it’s much more important to keep pushing forward than to look back, and that questions about where we come from are less important than questions about where we’re going. Life – the actual act of living – is, to Scott, something to be embraced. Questions fuel life, and we are defined not by the destination, not by the answer, but by the journey and the search.

PROMETHEUS is a fantastic movie that does not tell a fantastic story. Ultimately, the most truthful pre-release tease about what PROMETHEUS is came from Scott himself, who said that this film would contain the “strands of ALIEN’s DNA” but explore its own questions, and that’s exactly what it does. That the result is less successful than ALIEN should not come as a huge surprise, since 98% of all movies made don’t measure up to ALIEN. PROMETHEUS fails to live up to ALIEN because the narrative is often clunky and a good many characters are defined more by their appearance than their personalities. I don’t understand why an expedition into deep space would have such a poor screening process that two of its scientists would freak out and bail the second things get weird other than the fact that the story needs to have two scientists freak out and bail the second things gets weird so they can be the first sacrificial lambs to the film’s monsters.

In Dana Stevens’ review of the movie over at Slate, she writes: “Co-scripted by Damon Lindelof of Lost, this film shares that series’ love for nested mythologies and involute philosophical riddles. Prometheus is more interested in piling on big questions than in answering them.” Ms. Stevens is not impressed, lamenting, “Prometheus could have been an elegant, moody sci-fi actioner if only it didn’t strain so hard (especially in the final scenes) for weighty existential meaning. [...] As Prometheus’ characters wrestle with these slippery abstract questions, the concrete and immediate ones raised by the story itself go unanswered. What were the motives of our marble-skinned forebears in creating us, given that they now seem bent on destroying us? And what are David’s motives as he commits acts that seem intended to sabotage the ship’s mission? To judge by a closing teaser that links this movie’s rapidly mutating beasts to the multi-mouthed xenomorphs of Alien, we’ll have to wait until the next installment in the franchise to find out. After all the strenuous philosophizing that came before, the ending’s floppy irresolution feels less like a sophisticated embrace of ambiguity than like a profound cosmic cop-out.”

I’m not picking on Ms. Stevens, nor am I interested in pointing out why she’s wrong, because she’s turned in a well-written review, and other than one instance where she uses the “you” formulation that mistakes her experience for a universal experience, I really only disagree with her conclusions rather than her individual points.

I like PROMETHEUS. I like it quite a bit, though I can certainly understand why people do not like the film. In regards to Ms. Stevens, I simply don’t share her frustrations about the film refusing to answer many of the questions it raises, and I don’t feel like the film is straining for weighty existential meaning at all. The characters in the film struggle with these questions but I don’t think Scott, or the man he chose to re-work the original script he was given, LOST’s Damon Lindelof, struggle with them. I should point out here that I was one of the seeming few who absolutely loved the final episode of LOST, as well, and PROMETHEUS, as Ms. Stevens points out, shares a good deal with LOST’s overall structure of raising questions and building mysteries that it refuses to answer. Like LOST, PROMETHEUS ultimately decides that after building a mystery, resolving the mystery is less important than offering an emotional resolution. If life makes you lemons, Scott and Lindelof are interested in making lemonade, while Stevens is interested in finding out where the lemons came from – neither side is wrong, but I don’t think PROMETHEUS would have been a better film if we did get those answers. Learning why the Engineers did what they did would have provided an interesting answer, but it’s not an answer that defines the film’s characters, and PROMETHEUS is far more interested in examining how the characters react to questions than in answering the actual questions.

I can certainly understand how frustrating this is, and I certainly would not like all stories to be constructed in this manner, but I also have some love for movies that step outside of the box and that refuse to play it straight. And PROMETHEUS does offer answers – it’s just not the answers that its characters forward as being the most important. They’re here to learn about the great mysteries of the universe, but Scott and Lindelof are here to learn about them. And what they find is coded right in plain sight when Janek (Idris Elba) sings a little ditty after getting the invite back to Vickers’ quarters: “If you can’t be … with the one you love … love the one you’re with.”

In other words, embrace the challenges of the moment you’re in. Don’t let your long term desires interfere with the life that’s happening around you.

In 2089, on the Isle of Skye in Scotland, archaeologist Elizabeth Shaw (Noomi Rapace) discovers a star map while on a dig with her partner Charlie Holloway (Logan Marshall-Green). It’s the same star map found across the globe on multiple archaeological finds from civilizations that had no contact with one another. Their find catches the attention of Peter Weyland (Guy Pearce, in some atrociously bag old person make-up), and he funds a trip to the stars so they can find the so-called “Engineers,” whom they hope to find alive.

We’ve got a cast full of people with different goals: Shaw wants to find answers, Holloway wants to find the Engineers alive, Vickers (Charlize Theron) is the corporate agent who lurks in the background, Janek (Idris Elba) is the captain of the ship who is interested in keeping people safe and getting in Vickers’ pants, David (Michael Fassbender), a robot with mysterious, somewhat contradictory actions, and everyone else, who can be grouped under the title of Cannon Fodder.

PROMETHEUS would have benefited a bit from ALIEN’s technique with characterization, where the characters were simply but clearly drawn. Here, characters are a bit more slippery and it’s to the film’s disadvantage. PROMETHEUS is constantly creating doubt as to David and Vickers’ motives, and it throws in odd bumps in the characterization. After getting to LV-223 and discovering a man-made structure which contains dead Engineers and then returning to the ship in a storm, Holloway decides to play the grumpy drunk because the Engineers weren’t alive, and then be a dick to David because …

I dunno. It’s like his manhood is challenged by David’s very existence, so he’s always looking to make little digs at the robot. It’s hardly like David is all that sympathetic, either, because he comes back with one of the oozing metal cylinders and doesn’t tell anyone about it. Then he drugs David’s drink with a bit of the ooze that ends up infecting David, which, in turn, infects/impregnates Shaw after she and David have sex, which leads to Shaw having to enter a surgery tube (I forget the fancy name) where she has to cut out the fast growing alien fetus inside of her.

There’s a question with David about how much of what he’s doing is because he’s a programmed robot and how much is him expanding and potentially jumping his programming. While the crew is in stasis, he’s busy learning about them and simply acquiring knowledge. He likes to play basketball and watch Lawrence of Arabia, and when they reach LV-223, it’s David who has to wake the rest of the crew up.

The biggest narrative failure in PROMETHEUS is that the film doesn’t do a better job setting up David and Shaw as rivals. By combining David, Shaw, Vickers, Janek, and Holloway together in a chaos cloud from which David and Shaw emerge, it muddles the narrative focus. I think the movie would have been better off more clearly making David and Shaw the opposing signposts around which everything revolves, with the other characters filling the grey space between these two black and white positions, because that’s where the movie ultimately ends up, and if you’re going to raise questions that you don’t answer, I think you need to make a point to lock down the emotional conflict, and PROMETHEUS doesn’t do this as strongly as it needs to for me.

Where PROMETHEUS shines is as a spectacle; this is a gorgeously shot movie, whether it’s the ship’s interior or the exterior’s of Earth, space, and LV-223. There’s lots of great little visual touches, with the very-cool red survey “pups” and the blue survey suits working best.

Plus, there’s all the connections to ALIEN, which are not over-sold, but in clear evidence: the Engineer’s space ship, the interior design of Prometheus, the Alien-like creatures, and the H.R. Giger-esque designs that touch nearly everything on LV-223. And in the final scene, the Cthulhu creature shoves its tentacle down the Engineer’s throat and out pops what is clearly the first Alien that we recognize as “our” Alien.

There’s a whole handful of excellent action spectacles, from an Engineer’s initial appearance on Earth to the silica-based storm on LV-223 to the surgery sequence to the Prometheus taking out the Engineers’ ship to the Engineer vs. Cthulu-spawn final battle, but the real signature moment comes when David is on the bridge of the Engineer’s ship and activates the star map. I love scenes like this, where people are walking around inside of massive, 3D maps, and the visual effects team on PROMETHEUS nails it. David figures out that this Engineer ship was headed for Earth when the tragedy happened that cut it short.

What’s that tragedy? The Aliens took them out. Now, these aren’t the Aliens we come to know and love but a prior generation that are clearly modeled on Lovecraft’s Cthulhu more than Giger’s Alien, especially as it grows larger. The role of the Engineers and the Aliens are two of the questions that PROMETHEUS refuses to answer. The film indicates the Engineers did, in fact, build humanity because there’s a DNA match between the two species, and also indicates that the Engineers turned on their creation and were headed to Earth to wipe humanity out. This idea is enforced when the one, last surviving Engineer is awoken and starts killing people. (Which brings up another muddled plot point – Peter Weyland has been kept in deep freeze this while movie and then awoken to go see the Engineers. He’s hoping they grant him immortality, but instead they kill him almost instantly, meaning his whole appearance in space was kind of a pointless dud.) Why did the Engineers create humanity and then want to destroy it? Were the Aliens created by the Engineers to infest the Earth? The film refuses to answer and it doesn’t really bother me all that much because it works as a commentary on faith and how, in the end, whether one chooses to believe in God or disbelieve in God, we’ve yet to get an answer to the question of His existence. What’s important isn’t that we get an answer, but that we keep searching.

I know I’m in the minority on this, but not getting an answer doesn’t really bother me because I’m far more interested in what the characters do with the not knowing than I am bothered with not getting an answer. Both Shaw and David – the woman of religious faith and the atheistic robot – make it out of the film alive and they choose to work together to get off LV-223 and go exploring through space.

The key question that PROMETHEUS poses for itself is David’s, “How far are you willing to go to learn the truth?” All other questions and mysteries are secondary to this concept – what are you willing to do and how far are you willing to go to get the answers you want? Holloway was devastated when he thought there were no Engineers (and thus he dies a physical death that matches his psychological death), but Shaw and David kept pushing forward, and the film ends not with an answer to why the Engineers built humanity or why they then decided to wipe humanity out, but with Shaw and David staying on the hunt.

For me, it’s a powerful resolution, as the true believer and the atheist come together to continue the search for their answers. PROMETHEUS is ultimately about humanity’s never-ending quest for knowledge, and it’s fitting that its two survivors are those who were most interested in acquiring as much knowledge as possible. While it’s a difficult film with a muddled narrative, it’s also an exciting film for me to watch and think about. I can’t wait to see it again.

And therein lies the rub: In Tolkien’s Hobbit, Bilbo’s memoir is entitled There and Back Again, but for Ridley Scott, there is no going back again because a return home signifies an end to the journey, and Scott is too unsettled for tidy endings. The only real finality in his signature films (Alien, Blade Runner, Thelma & Louise, Gladiator) comes through death, and those who make it to the end of Scott’s films are typically unsettled survivors – they may have made it to the credits, but the experience they’ve undergone has altered their worldview in such a way that they cannot mentally go home again even if they can physically go home again.

There and back again? No. There and forward again.

ALIEN VS. PREDATOR: REQUIEM: Small Town America Kills Two Franchises at Once

Alien vs. Predator: Requiem (2007; Unrated Version) – Directed by the Brothers Strause – Starring Steven Pasquale, Reiko Aylesworth, John Ortiz, Kristen Hager, Gina Holden, Chelah Horsdal, Robert Joy, Johnny Lewis, and Sam Trammel.

No one forces me to watch dogcrap movies like ALIEN VS. PREDATOR: REQUIEM, of course, so I’m not looking for any sympathy when I say that watching this film was a complete waste of 100 minutes of my Spring Break. (When you’re a student on Spring Break, you go somewhere nice and get loaded; when you’re a teacher on Spring Break, you take an actual break.)

AVPR is slick and stupid and absolutely no fun to watch. It’s hard for me to imagine they could make an ALIEN movie or a PREDATOR movie, let alone an ALIEN VS. PREDATOR movie that would be such a chore to watch, but here it is, an amateurishly made dumpster fire that can’t even manage to make either aliens or Predators look cool, let alone tell anything close to an interesting story.

It’s a bit of a struggle to decide whether AVPR is more mind-numbingly stupid or mind-numbingly amateurish, but after giving that question 4.3 seconds thought, I’ve decided I don’t really care.

AVPR takes the ALIEN and PREDATOR franchises to small town America. Picking up right where ALIEN VS. PREDATOR left off, there’s an Alien/Predator hybrid on the loose in the Predators’ spaceship. There’s a fight, the ship crashes into a quiet little mountain town, and then hilarity ensues as the aliens start facehugging and chestbursting. A signal gets back to the Predators home world, where a Predator (lets call him Benny) who’s apparently got nothing better to do than sit on his couch and listen to the CB band decides this is a good opportunity to get in his space car and fly across the universe to clean up this mess.

So …

So Benny touches down and starts cleaning up the mess. He’s got this fancy blue liquid that dissolves everything it touches so no trace of the aliens or the Predators will be left behind. It’s a stealth mission then, right?

Well, no, because Benny blows the hell out of everything he comes across. When he’s eliminating the first human hosts (a father and son) in the woods, a police officer crosses his path, so Benny does what Benny has to do to make sure no trace of this mess is left behind: he kills the cop.

And then skins him and hangs him upside down in a tree.

The film gives half-baked attention to a host of human subplots, but they’re all pretty dumb and poorly executed. We’ve got Dallas (Steven Pasquale), an ex-convict who returns home just in time for the fun to start. He’s got a little brother Ricky (Johnny Lewis), who hates his life because he delivers pizzas and has the hots for rich girl Jesse (Kristen Hager), who orders pizza that he has to deliver. Because AVPR has the brains of a dumb teenage slasher flick, it’s fitting that it’s populated by high school kids who walked onto the AVP set from a dumb teenage slasher flick. Jesse is hot and dating a complete tool, who likes to smack Ricky around for daring to have the nerve to look at his hot girlfriend.

Of course, his hot girlfriend likes being looked at by Ricky, and Ricky likes looking at the hot girlfriend, and the jealous boyfriend likes beating up Ricky, so they should live happily in some kind of kinky threesome of sex and violence.

Whoah. Wait. I can’t believe I actually started writing about AVPR like it’s a real movie.

Three-quarters or more of this movie takes place in the dark, making far too much of this movie impossible to see. It’s not hard to figure out why the Brothers Strause have done this, of course – darkness saves cash – but a little bit of flickering lights and green-tinted night vision goes a long way. There’s whole sequences in the movie (like nearly everything that happens in the hospital) where the majority of the screen is black and we only see glimpses and flashes of anything.

The real shame here is that absolutely nothing feels unique or visionary. AVP suffered from some of this, too, but at least Paul W.S. Anderson can competently film a movie. AVPR just feels like a quick and dirty cash grab – like 20th Century Fox knew that dropping a little money into making the film would net a tidy profit so they went ahead and did it.

Unlike any of the previous movies, there’s no one to root for in AVPR. They introduce returning military soldier Kelly O’Brien (Reiko Aylesworth) and you’d think this would be the Sigourney Weaver/Sanaa Lathan role, but nope. She’s just another character in a movie with too many characters. It’s a bit interesting that two of the main leads – Dallas and Kelly – are returning home to Gunnison for this movie because even in this movie the filmmakers realize that most of the townspeople are too stupid to follow around for 90 minutes. That includes Sheriff Eddie Morales (John Ortiz), one of the most incompetent sheriffs you’ll find anywhere.

In fact, only two townsfolk even make it out of the movie alive – Dallas’ brother and Kelly’s daughter. The rest are either killed by the monsters or wiped out when the U.S. military wipes out the town by dropping a bomb on it.

Your tax dollars at work.

Slick and stupid, ALIEN VS. PREDATOR: REQUIEM would like to traffic in style over substance, but it can’t even do style all that well. What we’re left with is a film that basically takes the ALIEN and PREDATOR franchises and sticks them in a dumb slasher flick. It’s too bad – I like the franchises and I like lead actors Steven Pasquale (from Rescue Me) and Reiko Aylesworth (from 24), but this is a film that once watched, never need be seen again.

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ALIEN / PREDATOR Review Index

ALIEN: A Survivor, Unclouded by Conscience, Remorse, or Delusions of Morality
ALIENS: My Mommy Said There Were No Monsters. No Real Ones. But There Are.
ALIEN 3: A Bunch of Lifers Who Found God at the Ass-End of Space
ALIEN RESURRECTION: Must Be a Chick Thing
ALIEN VS. PREDATOR: I Think This is a Manhood Ritual
ALIEN VS. PRDATOR: REQUIEM: Small Town America Kills Two Franchises at Once

ALIEN VS. PREDATOR: I Think This is a Manhood Ritual

Alien vs. Predator (2004; Extended Cut) – Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson – Starring Sanaa Lathan, Lance Henriksen, Raoul Bova, Ewen Bremner, and Colin Salmon.

Earlier, I wrote over 2,000 words on ALIEN RESURRECTION, and could have written 1,000 more. Right now, I’m going to struggle to write 1,000 on ALIEN VS. PREDATOR.

Jumping way back into the franchise’s past to plop down in our contemporary period, AVP tells the story of an expedition into an underground pyramid. The expedition finds themselves caught between aliens and Predators, who run around the pyramid killing each other as part of a Predator manhood ritual. Predators kill humans. Aliens kill humans. Predators kill aliens. Aliens kill Predators. Predators win. Spaceship arrives. Aliens get final revenge. Hybrid baby is born.

AVP is certainly not a bad movie. In fact, almost stubbornly it’s an enjoyable enough popcorn movie if-

Right. There’s this. The first time I watched AVP I was at a friend’s house. I’d bought the movie just for the occasion, and being a fan of the ALIEN and PREDATOR franchises, I was ready for some popcorn goodness. (Although, we were actually eating brats and not popcorn, so I suppose technically I was ready for some bratwurst goodness.)

When I arrived, I was moderately pleased that a non-ALIEN, non-PREDATOR person had arrived because she was kinda hot. Unfortunately, she was also in the mood to shred everything about this film, so I spent much of the night happily checking out her legs and unhappily listening to her yap on excessively and loudly about the movie’s stupidity. I was both turned on and off, but by the time an alien and Predator faced off, I just wanted to watch the movie without her, or hang with her without the movie.

Anyway, AVP is an enjoyable enough popcorn movie if you’re into aliens and Predators. Or Sanaa Lathan. And since I’m into all three there’s plenty here to keep me interested, even if I’m never all that engaged.

As AVP opens, my initial thoughts were that this movie was rather tedious to watch. Charles Bishop Weyland (Lance Henrikson) of the Weyland Corporation (this is their pre-Yutani days) notices an odd heat signature beneath the Antarctic ice, so he assembles a team of experts from around the globe to go investigating with him. Most of the people he brings in are nameless men and women in large winter coats, but there are a few prominent members of the squad: guide Alexa Woods (Sanaa Lathan), archaeologist Sebastian De Rosa (Raoul Bova), and … well, that’s it, really. Everyone else is basically, “Nervous Guy with Two Kids,” “Super Cool Assistant,” “Predator Fodder #3,” and “Alien Fodder #6.”

The expedition arrives at an abandoned whaling station that sits on top of the buried pyramid, where they discover a perfectly carved tunnel has been bored overnight. It can’t happen, yet there it is, so they do the only smart thing and go down into tunnel to investigate the pyramid. What hurts AVP through this point is that Alexa doesn’t want to be here, and I generally can’t stand protagonists who don’t want to be here. There’s also some forced helicopter and SUV-garnered camaraderie between Alexa and the Nervous Guy with Two Kids and then Alexa and Sebastian that doesn’t work.

Another negative is that AVP is the kind of film that never looks like anything but a movie. Everything looks like a set that was constructed last week. I don’t believe this whaling station exists or that the pyramid exists or that anyone was every sacrificed here. Even the Predators look phony, like they’re going to a cosplay convention instead of going to fight to the death against aliens. It’s a minor point and doesn’t ruin the film for me, but it is a constant visual reminder that this is all make believe.

When Weyland’s expedition hits the pyramid, there’s some puzzles to solve that seem ripped from an old video game. At least when we get to the pyramid things start happening, though I don’t know why they didn’t just start the movie en route to build some momentum.

Once the expedition unlocks a drawer with some weapons left for the Predators, the movie really picks up steam and, much to my surprise, becomes a rather enjoyable watch. Sebastian figures out that the pyramid is a manhood ritual, where young men from space come down to fight the “serpents” (what they call the aliens) to prove themselves.

As long as the aliens and Predators are fighting, I’m happy. There’s some good battles and some good visuals and a decent amount of tension. Good, not great. (Though there’s one slow-motion shot of a facehugger jumping at a Predator that’s pretty darn awesome.) I like how the Predator doesn’t kill Weyland at first because he sees the old man is sick, and I like how Weyland then stubbornly tries to kill the Predator anyway. I like how the film does what it can to personalize certain aliens and Predators by giving them noticeable injuries; it’s a small thing but it really helps to add a bit of attachment to these enemies.

Alexa and Sebastian eventually decide to ally themselves with the Predators, doing the old “an enemy of an enemy is my friend” bit, but they still have to prove themselves to the Predators because it’s not like the Predators and aliens are fighting over who gets assistance from the humans.

But really, it’s just fun to watch these two monster franchises collide. Would I have handled all of this differently? Absolutely. I don’t think we need humans in these stories, but the movie studios do, and the film minimizes their impact rather quickly. As I said, they’re just fodder for the aliens and Predators and that works enough for me. AVP isn’t a great movie, but it’s a decent amount of fun.

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ALIEN / PREDATOR Review Index

ALIEN: A Survivor, Unclouded by Conscience, Remorse, or Delusions of Morality
ALIENS: My Mommy Said There Were No Monsters. No Real Ones. But There Are.
ALIEN 3: A Bunch of Lifers Who Found God at the Ass-End of Space
ALIEN RESURRECTION: Must Be a Chick Thing
ALIEN VS. PREDATOR: I Think This is a Manhood Ritual
ALIEN VS. PRDATOR: REQUIEM: Small Town America Kills Two Franchises at Once