Smurfs 2

THE SMURFS 2: What Matters Is Who You Choose To Be

The Smurfs 2 (2013) – Directed by Raja Gosnell – Starring Neil Patrick Harris, Brendan Gleeson, Jayma Mays, Katy Perry, Hank Azaria, Jonathan Winters, George Lopez, Anton Yelchin, John Oliver, Fred Armisen, Christina Ricci, J.B. Smoove, Alan Cumming, Mario Lopez, Jimmy Kimmel, Tom Kane, Paul Reubens, B.J. Novak, Shaquille O’Neal, Shaun White, Jeff Foxworthy, Kenan…

X2: X-MEN UNITED: Have You Tried Not Being a Mutant?

X2: X-Men United (2003) – Directed by Bryan Singer – Starring Patrick Stewart, Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellen, Halle Berry, Famke Janssen, James Marsden, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Brian Cox, Alan Cumming, Kelly Hu, Anna Paquin, Shawn Ashmore, Daniel Cudmore, and Bruce Davison. X2: X-MEN UNITED is a bit of a weird film for me. For starters, there’s…

JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS: Hudson Hawk Flavored Bubblegum

Josie and the Pussycats (2001) – Directed by Harry Elfont and Deborah Kaplan – Starring Rachel Leigh Cook, Rosario Dawson, Tara Reid, Alan Cumming, Gabriel Mann, Parker Posey, and the singing voice of Kay Hanley. Like the beloved Hudson Hawk, JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS is both not a very good movie and a completely awesome…

GOLDENEYE: Someday You’ll Have to Make Good On Your Innuendos

GoldenEye (1995) – The 17th James Bond Film; The 1st (of 4) Pierce Brosnan Films – Directed by Martin Campbell – Starring Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean, Izabella Scorupco, Famke Janssen, Alan Cumming, Judi Dench, Joe Don Baker, Robbie Coltrane, and Desmond Llewelyn. M: You don’t like me, Bond. You don’t like my methods. You think…