Two things about this page:
One: Eventually, I will have specific pages dedicated to each genre. You can get to them up at the top of the page. If you hover over “Movie Index” you’ll see a menu of genre specific pages.
Two: This page will eventually be a comprehensive, alphabetical list of all of my movie reviews.
Clear? Go to the genre pages to search by genre and come here for a list of every movie. But again, it’s a work in progress. I’ll be updating it when I get chances here and there.
ANIMATED
WALT DISNEY ANIMATED CLASSICS
#1: SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS: Of Dirty Dwarfs, Animal Housekeepers, and a Domestic Goddess
#3: FANTASIA: Of 8 Pieces from 8 Pies Cooked Together in 1 Plate
#38: FANTASIA 2000: Of Flying Whales, Angered Firebirds, and a Duck Named Donald
#41: ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE: Of Nerdy Academics, Ethnic Mercenaries, and Retro-Future Sci-Fi
#43: TREASURE PLANET: Of Duplicitous Cyborgs, Bad Haircuts, and More Retro-Future Sci-Fi
#49: PRINCESS AND THE FROG: Even Girls Who Don’t Want to Be a Princess, Get to Be a Princess
GENERAL ANIMATION
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON: We’re Vikings. We Have Stubbornness Issues.
MEGAMIND: With Great Power Comes Absolutely No Responsibility
RANGO: Don’t You See, It’s Not About You, It’s About Them
SCOOBY-DOO! CAMP SCARE: I Know What You Did Last Friday the 13th
FANTASY
ALICE IN WONDERLAND (2010): Alice Among the Assh*les
CLASH OF THE TITANS: End of the Line for Ray Harryhausen
CLASH OF THE TITANS (2010): No Titans Were Harmed in the Making of This Film
FIRE AND ICE: Frazetta Meets Bakshi Meets Conway and Thomas
THE GOLDEN VOYAGE OF SINBAD: Walls Have Mice. Mice Have Ears.
HAWK THE SLAYER: I Would Rather Eat Cow Dung
THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS: Terry Gilliam Loses His Religion
JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS: The Gods are Best Served By Those Who Need Their Help the Least
PRINCE OF PERSIA: SANDS OF TIME: Sand, Swords, and the Cosmic Reset Dagger
SINBAD AND THE EYE OF THE TIGER: Baboons and Troglodytes Prefer Blondes
THE SORCERER’S APPRENTICE: Counter Programming My Brain Did Not Work
SUCKER PUNCH: 100 Minutes of Slightly Misogynist Fetish, 10 Minutes of Trying to Make You Feel Bad About It
HOLIDAY
RUDOLPH AND FROSTY’S CHRISTMAS IN JULY: The Thin Line Between Tedious and Awesome
SUPERHEROES
GREEN LANTERN: In Soulless Day, In Dullest Night
SWAMP THING: You Will Believe A Man in A Rubber Suit Will … Um … I Give Up
ANIMATED SUPERHERO
DC SHOWCASE ORIGINAL SHORTS COLLECTION: Proof That Sometimes Shorter is Better
GREEN LANTERN: FIRST FLIGHT: Law & Order: GLC
JUSTICE LEAGUE: THE NEW FRONTIER: Where the World Puts Aside Its Differences to Fight Dinosaurs
LADY DEATH: THE MOVIE: Insert Overwrought Dialogue Here
PLANET HULK: Hulk’s Unchained Melody
SUPERMAN / BATMAN: APOCALYPSE: Nobody Watches These Things for the Story, Right?
