DAREDEVIL: How Do You Kill A Man Without Fear?

Daredevil (2003; Director’s Cut) – Directed by Mark Steven Johnson – Starring Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Colin Farrell, Michael Clarke Duncan, Jon Favreau, Joe Pantoliano, David Keith, Leland Orser, Erick Avari, Ellen Pompeo, Derrick O’Connor, Jude Ciccolella, Kevin Smith, Frank Miller, and Stan Lee. If you haven’t seen the Director’s Cut of DAREDEVIL, then you…

HELLBOY: There Are Things That Go Bump in the Night

Hellboy (2004) – Directed by Guillermo del Toro – Starring Ron Perlman, Rupert Evans, Doug Jones, Selma Blair, Karel Roden, Ladislav Beran, John Hurt, Bridget Hodson, and Jeffrey Tambor. During yesterday’s review of Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man, I lamented the fact that as much as I loved the movie, I didn’t really enjoy watching it anymore.…

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD’S END: All Men Are Drawn to the Sea, Perilous Though it May Be

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007) – Directed by Gore Verbinski – Starring Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Stellan Skarsgård, Bill Nighy, Tom Hollander, Chow Yun-fat, Geoffrey Rush, Jack Davenport, Naomie Harris, Kevin McNally, David Schofield, Jonathan Pryce, Mackenzie Crook, Lee Arenberg, and Keith Richards. If you want to argue that PIRATES…

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST: I’m Afraid Currency is the Currency of the Realm

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006) – Directed by Gore Verbinski – Starring Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Bill Nighy, Stellan Skarsgård, Naomie Harris, Jack Davenport, Kevin McNally, Tom Hollander, Lee Arenberg, Mackenzie Cook, Jonathan Pryce, and Geoffrey Rush. I find that PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST ages very well.…

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL: You Best Start Believing in Ghost Stores, Miss Turner, You’re in One

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) – Directed by Gore Verbinski – Starring Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Jonathan Pryce, Jack Davenport, Kevin McNally, Lee Arenberg, Mackenzie Crook, and Zoe Saldana. There is a very small scene deep in PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE…

SEASON OF THE WITCH: Why?

Season of the Witch (2011) – Directed by Dominic Sena – Starring Nicolas Cage, Ron Perlman, Claire Foy, Stephen Campbell Moore, Robert Sheehan, Ulrich Thomsen, Stephen Graham, and Christopher Lee. SEASON OF THE WITCH is the kind of movie that’s neither awful enough to just stop watching, nor good enough to ever be average. It’s…

DRIVE ANGRY: Ghost Rider in a Car

Drive Angry (2011) – Directed by Patrick Lussier – Starring Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard, William Fichtner, Billy Burke, Katy Mixon, Charlotte Ross, and David Morse. Now this is how you properly make a terrible movie. I reviewed Hobo with a Shotgun the other day – at least, I reviewed the 22 minutes I could stomach…

Why the Buffy Reboot Doesn’t Bother Me

If you’ve been here for half-a-minute, you know I’m not crazy about lists, so I can’t tell you whether I think Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the best television show ever, or the fourth best, or the seventh best. I can tell you I consider it one of the best shows ever made, as equally…