Chris Hemsworth The Dark World

THOR: THE DARK WORLD: Trust My Rage

Thor: The Dark World (2013) – The 8th Marvel Cinematic Universe Film – Directed by Alan Taylor – Starring Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Anthony Hopkins, Stellan Skarsgård, Idris Elba, Christopher Eccleston, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Jaimie Alexander, Kat Dennings, Ray Stevenson, Zachary Levi, Tadanobu Asano, Rene Russo, Alice Krige, Chris O’Dowd, Benicio del Toro, Ophelia…

Chris Evans as Captain America

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER: Peace is Not An Achievement, But a Responsibility

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) – The 9th Marvel Cinematic Universe Film – Directed by Anthony and Joe Russo – Starring Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie, Samuel L. Jackson, Cobie Smulders, Frank Grillo, Emily VanCamp, Hayley Atwell, Robert Redford, Toby Jones, Garry Shandling, Maximiliano Hernández, Georges St-Pierre, Chin Han, Jenny Agutter,…

THE WOLVERINE: What I Am Can’t Be Undone

The Wolverine (2013) – Directed by James Mangold – Starring Hugh Jackman, Tao Okamoto, Rila Fukushima, Haruhiko Yamanouchi, Will Yun Lee, Hiroyuki Sanada, Brian Tee, Svetlana Khodchenkova, Famke Janssen, _______, and ___________. SPOILERS FOLLOW – SPOILERS FOLLOW – SPOILERS FOLLOW – SPOILERS FOLLOW – SPOILERS FOLLOW – SPOILERS FOLLOW – SPOILERS FOLLOW – SPOILERS FOLLOW…

IRON MAN 3: Subtlety’s Kinda Had Its Day

Hi all, I’m not writing as many reviews these days due to time constraints, but I will try to write reviews for most of the movies I watch this summer. If you’re new here be very aware: SPOILERS ARE COMING. SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS. I do not hold anything back in my reviews. I talk about…

Pitching the JUSTICE LEAGUE Movie

Given the success of not only Avengers but the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe, it’s not surprising that other companies would attempt to copy the idea of an integrated superhero universe: Fox has hired Mark Millar to piece together a Fantastic Four and X-Men-focused universe, and Warner Brothers, of course, is trying to figure out how…

X-MEN: FIRST CLASS: Killing Will Not Bring You Peace

X-Men: First Class (2011) – Directed by Matthew Vaughn – Starring Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy, Rose Byrne, Jennifer Lawrence, Kevin Bacon, January Jones, Nicholas Hoult, Zoe Kravitz, Caleb Landry Jones, Lucas Till, Edi Gathegi, Jason Flemyng, Alex Gonzalez, Oliver Platt, Ray Wise, Michael Ironside, James Remar, Glenn Morshower, Matt Craven, Annabelle Wallis Rebecca Romijn, and…

BLADE II: The Dark Knight Returns

Blade II (2002) – Directed by Guillermo del Toro – Starring Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson, Ron Perlman, Leonor Varela, Norman Reedus, Luke Goss, Thomas Kretschmann, Danny John-Jules, Donnie Yen, and Tony Curran. BLADE II is one of the most successfully stylish films I’ve ever seen. Even if the story sucked (and it doesn’t), I could…

BLADE: Catch You F*ckers at a Bad Time?

Blade (1998) – Directed by Stephen Norrington – Starring Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff, Kris Kristofferson, N’Bushe Wright, Donal Logue, Udo Kier, Sanaa Lathan, and Traci Lords. Why doesn’t BLADE get the respect I think it deserves? Is it because it stars an incredibly minor character from the Marvel Universe? Because it stars an actor who’s…

PUNISHER: WAR ZONE: I’m Gonna Get My Applesauce Back

Punisher: War Zone (2008) – Directed by Lexi Alexander – Starring Ray Stevenson, Dominic West, Julie Benz, Colin Salmon, Doug Hutchison, Dash Mihok, and Wayne Knight. It’s fitting that Jigsaw is the villain for PUNISHER: WAR ZONE, as we have a third film starring the Punisher that just falls short of being something special, and…

THE PUNISHER (2004): God’s Gonna Sit This One Out

The Punisher (2004) – Directed by Jonathan Hensleigh – Starring Thomas Jane, John Travolta, Will Patton, Roy Scheider, Laura Harring, Ben Foster, Rebecca Romijn, John Pinette, Samantha Mathis, and Kevin Nash. THE PUNISHER is one of those movies that I enjoy the less I think about it. If I just sit and watch the film,…