IRON MAN 3: Subtlety’s Kinda Had Its Day

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Hi all, I’m not writing as many reviews these days due to time constraints, but I will try to write reviews for most of the movies I watch this summer. If you’re new here be very aware: SPOILERS ARE COMING. SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS. I do not hold anything back in my reviews. I talk about whatever I want, so if you haven’t seen Iron Man 3 and you don’t want to know anything about it, don’t read any further. If you’re simply unable to make decisions and are looking to a stranger on the internet for advice on whether you should see this movie or not, the answer is, Yes. One last time, spoilers lie beyond this point.

Iron Man 3 (2013) – The 7th Marvel Cinematic Universe Film – Directed Shane Black – Starring Robert Downey Jr., Don Cheadle, Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Kingsley, Guy Pearce, Ty Simpkins, Rebecca Hall, Jon Favreau, Stephanie Szostak, James Badge Dale, Paul Bettany, William Sadler, Miguel Ferrer, Ashley Hamilton, and Stan Lee.

“Ever since that big guy with the hammer fell out of the sky, subtlety’s kinda had its day.” – Aldrich Killian to Tony Stark

In Phase One of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel needed to win mainstream audiences over to characters they were likely only partly familiar with, and the payoff for this was THE AVENGERS, the third highest grossing movie of all time.

Creating a superhero cinematic universe on this level had never been attempted, and Marvel cleverly built one film on top of the other, using Nick Fury, Phil Coulson, and Tony Stark to connect the films. Anticipation for the post credits scene became an actual thing; it became a sign of membership in the Church of Marvel. Theaters emptied out but a few remained to get the thrill of evidence of the connection. Comic fans had spent forever waiting for the films to acknowledge that they weren’t just watching Spider-Man in New York, but Spider-Man in Marvel’s New York. The nature of film rights made this difficult for Marvel, of course, and DC and Warner Brothers had only a halfhearted interest in doing anything except printing Batman money. They tried and failed with Superman Returns, Bryan Singer’s $200 million love song to Christopher Reeve and Richard Donner, and then tried and failed with Green Lantern, Martin Campbell’s $200 million gamble on the precociousness of Ryan Reynolds.

Both films were stuck in the past. Superman Returns was clearly designed as a nostalgia fest, but Lantern was the more disheartening film, and not just because Martin Campbell had previously directed Casino Royale, the best action movie since Die Hard. It’s not awful, but it’s empty and cobbled together. Both films commit one of the largest sins of cinema in the 2000s – they had no souls of their own. They lacked vision: Singer borrowed his from Donner and Campbell got his from … marketing execs? Focus groups?

Forget quality for the moment – the truth of it all, the actual, honest-to-goodness, real difference between Marvel and DC at the moment isn’t that Marvel knows what it’s doing and DC doesn’t, but that Marvel and Disney want to make superhero movies and DC and Warner Brothers doesn’t.

Be real – if DC/WB had wanted a Wonder Woman movie to get made, it would have gotten made. There were rumors, there were people hired to write scripts, but … nothing. Remember when Vin Diesel was going to play the Flash? When David Goyer was going to do a Green Arrow prison movie? When Halle Berry was going to play Catwoman?

What happened to these movies? (Go with me on that last one.)

Chris Nolan’s Batman movies are excellent and it seems that DC/WB thought that was enough. (Watchmen is a DC movie but it’s not about the DC Universe.) The first and third movie in the Dark Knight trilogy aren’t so much Batman movies, anyway, but Bruce Wayne movies. As good as the films are, there’s a hint of “putting on a costume really is a silly thing to do.” Across town, Marvel has no access to Spider-Man or the X-Men, but they’re pushing on, getting a loan from Merrill Lynch to take control of the movies that get made with their characters. DC is commissioning scripts from everyone but barely committing to anything, and Marvel is tossing Iron Man and Hulk and Thor and Captain America onto the screen in solo movies and people are going to see them.

Seriously. All of a sudden, people not only know who Iron Man is, he’s the coolest superhero on the block. Jon Favreau and Robert Downey Jr. created the blueprint for the Marvel Cinematic Universe and everything built to the phenomenon that was THE AVENGERS.

So … where does one go from there? Does one regress to the past or push on to new stories?

Sequels have tended to operate on the bigger is better model: more villains, more action, more of everything. I was very curious about how IRON MAN 3 would work – was it going to be a sequel to IRON MAN 2 or AVENGERS? Were we going to get a video call to Steve Rogers? Lunch with Thor? A double date with Bruce and Betty? Was there going to be a nice easter egg on a screen somewhere about Thanos? When you’ve gone and made the third highest grossing movie of all time by filling the sandbox with all of your toys, how do you take the next step? How do you outdo what you’ve already done?

Short answer: you don’t even try.

IRON MAN 3 beautifully blends both the IRON MAN films and AVENGERS. There’s no Cap, no Thor, no Fury, no Coulson … only Banner (Mark Ruffalo) shows up for this go-round and they save him for the post-credits scene. Marvel clearly set out to make a film which refocused on the individual characters. Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) is haunted from his experiences in AVENGERS which has made it hard to go back to his old life. Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow) is running Stark Industries now and she’s committed to Tony’s “no weapons” decree. When Aldrich Killian (Guy Pearce) shows up, having lost his old Igor appearance for a GQ look and pitching a new, admittedly impressive piece of tech, Pepper turns him down because it’s a tech that’s too easily weaponized.

There’s a nice mix of personal growth between Stark Industries’ three main actors: Pepper has never been better, Tony has never been worse, and Happy has never been better and worse at the same time. The expanded roles for Pepper and Happy (Jon Favreau) at the start of the film feel right. Deep in the film, when Tony has been captured by Killian, the antagonist tells the protagonist, “Ever since that big guy with the hammer fell out of the sky, subtlety’s kinda had its day,” but amidst all of the explosions and Iron Man suits, IRON MAN 3′s central argument is that subtlety has definitely not had it’s day.

Shane Black’s film will not be as influential as Favreau’s first IRON MAN, but there are some very nice, very subtle examples here that other films in Phase 2 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would do well to emulate, and the key to that is seen in how Tony, Pepper, and Happy are used. Black deftly balances the decline of the first with the rise of the latter two. In this film, Pepper still loves Tony but she doesn’t need Tony. She’s more important to the company than he is, and while he’s still giving her large stuffed animals for Christmas, tinkering with new suits of armor, and reliving New York, she’s running a company.

In the previous MCU movies, Tony Stark goes to his lab because that’s where he wants to be, but now he’s in the lab as an escape. He’s hyper aware of his public image, of course, so he’s not Howard Hughesing it, but he’s definitely a man in crisis, a man exhibiting post traumatic stress disorder over the Chitauri attack. It’s important that Killian references Thor in his “subtlety’s kinda had it’s day” speech and not the Hulk because it’s Thor and the Chitauri that Tony focuses on as the reason for his problems. He understands science, but gods and aliens don’t fit into that model. Be clear, though, that Thor and the Chitauri are what he focuses on, but his problems go deeper.

When Happy’s expanded role gets him put into a coma by agents of the Mandarin (Ben Kingsley), Stark tells the press that he’s going to go after the terrorist. “This isn’t about nations,” he insists. “It’s personal.” It’s a powerful moment but it’s not exactly Henry V’s St. Crispin’s Day speech. Tony’s words feel empty and he looks tired. He’s lashing out, desperately searching for a new project to focus on. In a great scene between Tony and James Rhodes (Don Cheadle) at a restaurant, Tony practically begs to be let in on the Mandarin issue but Rhodey shuts him down. Contrast that to earlier films where Tony actively resisted working for the government. Now, it’s he who wants them and not the other way around. This exchange is a small part of a longer talk that ends with Tony suffering an anxiety attack when two kids ask for his autograph and present him with a crayon drawing of Iron Man. Tony writes the girl’s name on the drawing but then writes, “Help me” after it as his attack hits.

Subtlety has had it’s day? Not quite. Stark, and the film itself, forwards all the explosions and drama and snark, but look past that and here’s a guy who doesn’t have it figured out anymore. Who’s scared. Who’s unsure of his place in the world. It used to be fun when he was down in that lab, making fun of Dummy and trading barbs with Jarvis (Paul Bettany) and having his new invention not quite work out, but here it’s a bit sad, almost desperate. The billionaire playboy genius philanthropist has stopped being a visionary. Instead, he’s looking for comfort. Instead of building something new, he’s endlessly tinkering with his last invention. Pepper thinks he’s on Iron Man suit Mark 15, when Tony’s actually on Mark 42. The visionary is circling. When Tony looks at his armor now, it’s like he knows he’s created his masterpiece and all that’s left is to refine it instead of leaving the refinement for others and moving on to the next Big Idea.

In most of these sequels, when a character does the same thing he always does, it plays as tired because we’ve been there and seen it, but the subtle smarts of IRON MAN 3 is that it knows you want to see this scene even if it knows you’ll probably end up feeling that it’s just an echo of better scenes from days gone by, so it gives you the scene and makes it a purposeful echo and uses it to not celebrate Tony Stark, but to show how he’s as much stuck in the past as the audience. We’re watching IRON MAN and AVENGERS over and over again on Blu-ray and he’s watching them over and over again inside his mind. We’re all stuck together on the shelf.

So what do you do? Where do you go when you haven’t gone anywhere?

Critically, it’s only after his desperate plea to the Mandarin to come get him results in the Mandarin’s goons coming and getting him, blowing up his California mansion, that Tony gets moving forward again. Tony falls into the ocean and the armor gets him out of it and while Pepper ends up driving away with Maya Hansen (Rebecca Hall), a scientist/ex-one night stand of Tony’s, Jarvis delivers Tony to Tennessee. He crashes in the snow and his armor shuts down and he has to drag the heavy suit someplace warm. He breaks into a garage and gets to work, and it’s here, in this small garage, where Tony’s life gets going again. His work is interrupted by Harley (Ty Simpkins), a kid sidekick who manages to make the film better instead of worse by challenging Tony. The two of them cut deals and help each other and give each other crap. I like that Tony actually seems most comfortable in this film with someone who he doesn’t know. Part of being a visionary, one imagines, is a restless spirit. Tony has always treated life like it’s his playground, but over the last six MCU movies, he’s increasingly had to play the grown up.

What has that brought him? He already had fame and fortune, but it gave his life a purpose, it delivered him his One True Love, it put him in position to save the entire freaking world. It’s taken away his restlessness and replaced it with stagnation.

But thanks to the Mandarin, all of that is taken away from him and he has to build himself up again, and from that moment on, you get the sense that as awful as the things are that are going on, Tony’s actually happier now that he has a new problem to solve.

And about that problem …

The Marvel Cinematic Universe has largely stayed true to the comics. Oh, the details have been altered a whole bunch but there has yet to be a really large disconnect between the films and the comics.

Which brings us to the Mandarin.

In IRON MAN 3, Iron Man’s most classic foe has been turned into a fraud. The Mandarin is presented as a terrorist mastermind, blowing people up and teaching the United States lessons in the process. Kingsley’s approach to the character is to speak in long, slow, monologues punctuated by threats and promises of additional violence. He’s got Aldrich Killian’s Advanced Idea Mechanics (AIM) think tank helping him broadcast his message of hate out to the world.

Except he’s a phony. Without the benefit of his armor, Stark plays James Bond, breaking into the Mandarin’s mansion in Miami and discovering that the Mandarin is just an out of work British actor-slash-junkie holed up doing drugs, drinking beer, and fornicating with some whores. It’s bound to be controversial, of course, as Marvel has sacrificed one of its greatest villains on the altar of comedic distraction.

For me, though, I thought it worked beautifully. Maybe IRON MAN 3 didn’t need to do something to send shockwaves through fandom the way Nick Fury showing up in a post credits scene, but what this says to me is that Marvel has made a conscious decision to remind its fans that they’re not making films simply to translate the comics into celluloid. Phase One was about establishing the heroes and building up to AVENGERS. Phase 2 apparently isn’t interested in playing things safe. Marvel doesn’t want to sit on the shelf. It wants to push forward. The risk is that it comes across as disrespectful, but the number of people who are going to be so upset by this and not come back for future MCU movies is bound to be negligible.

And here’s the thing – this might ultimately make the Mandarin and even badder-ass villain than how he appears in the first half of IM3. There’s a couple things to keep in mind here. One, this could all be a ruse. Trevor Slattery (the name of the actor playing the Mandarin) might be nothing more than a backdoor escape the Mandarin created in case he needed him. One of his ten rings of power, after all, allows him to increase his psionic energy. The film presents Aldrich as the mastermind but there’s no reason Marvel couldn’t reveal in the next movie that the Mandarin used one of his rings to make Aldrich think he’s the mastermind.

Two, Aldrich claims at one point that he’s the Mandarin since he created the terrorist to help manipulate the global war on terror. There’s no reason Pearce couldn’t come back as the Mandarin in the next movie, either. Those dragon tattoos on his body could be more than just ornamental.

Three, Slattery claims that he’s completely unaware of any of the violence being perpetuated in the Mandarin’s name. He thinks he’s just playing a role, but even with all the drugs and booze and whores, that seems an illogical stretch of the truth. Does he really not think he’s talking to the President? Was his assassination on live television of a Roxxon Oil Exec all an act? Is he completely unaware that there’s no violence being committed out there? In the film, Stark and Rhodey need information from him that he’s willing to provide, so they overlook any inconsistencies in his story in exchange for stopping Killian.

Black forgoes a personal confrontation between Stark and the Mandarin for his climax, instead orchestrating a CGI orgy of multiple Iron Man suits versus Extremis soldiers. It’s effective without being excellent.

IRON MAN 3 is a very good movie. There’s no way it was going to top AVENGERS but as the duty first fell to Robert Downey Jr. to launch the MCU, it falls to him again to relaunch it. He is, once again, very good: funny, smart, fast-talking but now with self doubt added to the mix. I hate seeing him blow up all of his suits of armor, but I love that he goes back to his destroyed mansion to rescue Dummy from the wreckage without the film milking it for cheap emotion.

Subtlety’s day isn’t over, yet.

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When he’s not talking to other writers, Mark Bousquet is doing some writing himself. He is the author of multiple novels and collections, including the recently released The Haunting of Kraken MoorGunfighter GothicStuffed Animals for HireDreamer’s SyndromeHarpsichord and the Wormhole Witches, and Adventures of the Five. He has also published a review collection entitled Marvel Comics on Film, which covers every cinematic and TV movie based on a superhero from the House of Ideas. A complete listing of all his work can be found at his Amazon author page.

Pitching the JUSTICE LEAGUE Movie

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Given the success of not only Avengers but the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe, it’s not surprising that other companies would attempt to copy the idea of an integrated superhero universe: Fox has hired Mark Millar to piece together a Fantastic Four and X-Men-focused universe, and Warner Brothers, of course, is trying to figure out how to pull off a DC Cinematic Universe.

It seems like the DC Universe should be easily translatable to the big screen as you’ve got massively iconic and famous characters ready to roll, yet it seems every few days there’s another story about how the JUSTICE LEAGUE movie is having more difficulty getting off the ground than a pig flapping it’s legs. Warner Brothers put a stake in the ground for 2015 but that seems impossible given the recent news that the script they had commissioned by Will Beall (the writer of Gangster Squad) is terrible.

There have been plenty of rumors about directors (Ben Affleck, Ridley Scott) but no one has signed on.

Think about that for a moment. We’re talking about a film that has the honest potential to be the highest grossing film in the history of history, and WB can’t get a director to sign on for the project.

Why?

I think it’s because the time isn’t as perfect as everyone in corporate thinks it is to get that JUSTICE LEAGUE movie off the ground. For starters, the company’s two biggest characters are at completely opposite ends of the cinematic spectrum. Batman has just finished his most recent trilogy, and there’s been no indication that either Christian Bale or Joseph Gordon-Levitt has any real interest in pulling on the black latex.

Which, to be honest, is a good thing. Nolan designed his Dark Knight trilogy around the idea that there was no other superheroes in the world but Bats, and so building off that world sets a bleak, unforgiving tone. How is Metropolis, Star City, Coast City, and Keystone City when Superman, Green Arrow, Green Lantern, and the Flash set up shop? And given how Bruce Wayne ran away like a selfish coward at the end of Dark Knight Rises to go live in seclusion with Anne Hathaway and leaving “his” city to fend without his expertise, are we really going to want to watch Bruce hobble around complaining about his bum knee and back for 2 hours?

Probably a good idea to leave the Nolan Batman collecting dust on everyone’s Blu-ray shelves and start new. Batman is as close to a sure-thing as cinematic superhero projects get, so there’s not the same risk in starting over with a new Batman as there would be, say, trying to do Avengers with someone other than Robert Downey Jr. playing Tony Stark.

If WB is going to start new, the upcoming Man of Steel Superman relaunch would seem to make for the ideal launching point. This presents some problems, too. One, we don’t know if the movie is going to be any good and/or if Henry Cavill is going to be the type of actor you can build a multi-film, multi-billion dollar franchise around. To be fair to Cavill, he could turn in the greatest ever superhero performance or the worst ever superhero performance. We just don’t know. To be doubly fair to him, it’s not like Marvel attempted to build the Avengers franchise around Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth, either. They built it around Downey, who has the personality and presence and desire to be a centerpiece.

Superman and Batman are hugely popular superheroes, of course, but I don’t know if either of these characters has the presence to lead a cinematic universe. Bats lives in the shadows and Superman is short on personality. Do you really want to build a whole cinematic universe in 2013 around a guy whose idea of fun is flying home to see his mom?

The other problem with building the JUSTICE LEAGUE around Henry Cavill’s Superman is that it’s being directed by Zack Snyder. Now, I love Snyder’s visual approach, even when I’m not crazy about his movies. We don’t know how Man of Steel is going to look and feel in total. I’ve described the vibe in the trailers as Thin Red Line-esque, which is great for me because The Thin Red Line is the best war movie of all time. I think something quiet and contemplative can make for an excellent Superman film, but I personally don’t want to see that tone carried through all of the films.

Now, we don’t know if that tone will be the dominant tone in Man of Steel, either. It’s a bad idea to rush to judgment about a film based on the trailer.

But look at the Marvel movies – all of them feel like they’re taking place in the same universe. They have a similar look and feel and it helps, if you’re going to build a cinematic universe, to have a style that’s all your own. DC and Warner Brothers don’t need to do this, of course, but it helps, which is why I’ve been arguing they need to appoint their own Kevin Feige before they go ahead and find someone to direct JUSTICE LEAGUE. Putting one person in charge of everything can only help the franchise and ensure that the films feel like they’re taking place in the same world. Warners could likely attract a big name director (not that they need one – Marvel built their success on hiring quality rather than names) if the director knew there was someone in charge to help facilitate the sprawling franchise.

Justice LeagueThe first question that needs to be answered, of course, is whether to follow the Avengers model and do solo movies that lead into a team movie, or work it in reverse, by doing a team movie that feeds into solo films.

I’ve gone back and forth on this idea. Originally, I thought they should do the JUSTICE LEAGUE film first and then spin movies off of it. This would allow WB to determine which characters and actors have the most momentum with fans. If they’d done this with the Avengers, it’s possible we’d get a Black Widow movie instead of a Thor movie. Given that WB has need of a new Batman and hasn’t committed to a sequel for Green Lantern, this idea still makes a lot of sense. The risk, of course, is that if you do JUSTICE LEAGUE first (or second, given the existence of Man of Steel) and it bombs, you could screw the franchise. Marvel had time to develop its style and feel over the course of multiple films and build momentum through the linking mechanism of Nick Fury, Agent Coulson, and SHIELD.

I think the slow rollout is the better idea, but I also think there’s no way Warner Brothers is going to make us wait four or five years or so while we get a Superman movie in 2013, then Flash in late 2014, then Wonder Woman and Green Lantern in 2015, Batman in 2016, and then Justice League in 2017. I don’t even know if they can get a movie out by the end of 2014.

What WB really needs to do, of course, is just stop, take a breath, figure out a strategy, and then go about executing it. Forget about release dates or artificial deadlines or hiring people to do individual films until they hire someone to oversee the entire catalog and let them get to work. The fans and the money will be there.

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Over on the Better in the Dark Facebook page, the JUSTICE LEAGUE film has generated decent discussion and so I offered a writing challenge for people to submit their pitches for a JUSTICE LEAGUE movie. Both David Ellis and Sean Taylor responded, and here are their pitches.

Martian ManhunterFirst up, David Ellis:

This might be too long but, here’s a Justice League movie pitch: SUPERMAN, BATMAN, WONDER WOMAN, GREEN LANTERN, THE FLASH, and AQUAMAN are each established in his or her respective status quo (it’s assumed that each of them has been operating for at least a year, and spin-off movies could show what happens afterward or backtrack and show origins, depending on the preference of each spin-off project). One deep-voiced narrator informs another narrator about what makes each of them tick. Two things keep the info-dump interesting: the sight of each of them doing extraordinary things alongside ordinary activities, and the revelation that the deep-voiced narrator turns out to be J’ONN JONZZ. The other narrator, a roboticist named PROFESSOR ARTHUR IVO, has captured the shape-shifting Martian and has trapped him in a machine designed to boost his telepathy to a near-global level in order to learn (in short bursts) as many secrets as possible, including the secret of immortality and unlimited power.

J’onn focuses on the heroes’ nobility and humanity, while Ivo is only interested in their power and weaknesses; Ivo sends robotic minions to test and distract the heroes. J’onn is being caused incredible pain even as he struggles to maintain his sanity; he manages a distress call to the heroes, who converge and try to rescue the Martian. They find that Ivo has figured out a way to be immortal: he’s downloaded his consciousness into the AMAZO android, which is able to duplicate the heroes’ abilities based on J’onn’s intel (supposedly all of their strengths, but none of their weaknesses). After an initial defeat, the heroes butt heads with each other and learn how to work as a team, in the process utilizing aspects of their character that J’onn had revealed as strengths but Ivo had previously dismissed as inconsequential. Amazo is destroyed, and in the aftermath the heroes decide to band together to form a permanent team. In the stinger at the end of the movie, Ivo’s consciousness has survived; it’s been uploaded into an alien computer system, which is scanning his memories for useful data. The computer turns out to be aboard a skull-shaped starship belonging to BRAINIAC.

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MetamorphoSecond to go, Sean Taylor:

Mine would be far different than most for a JL movie.

We begin a knee-deep in the middle of an all-out war with an alien race that is not from Apokolips (perhaps the Dominators or the one from Legion Lost original series). In the first five minutes, the League goes down. The first to get handed his butt is Superman, followed by Green Lantern Hal Jordon, but in the end, they all go down … HARD. Which leads to the guerrilla war that takes up the bulk of the movie, led by not the core seven but the extended JL (led by GL John Stewart, and consisting of Fire, Green Arrow, Metamorpho, Nightwing, and a core group of B-Listers). They search out other heroes now hiding away from the invaders and build up a group to rescue the core seven from the alien invaders. In Act III, the JLUnlimited frees the JLCore and together they kick some alien butt, teaching the Core JL that they’re not the end-all-be-all in superheroes and they decide to open up League membership to the other deserving heroes.

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HawkgirlAnd finally, the pitch from me, Mark Bousquet, operating on the premise that this is the first DC Universe movie post-Man of Steel:

Cast: Superman (Clark Kent), Batman (Bruce Wayne), Wonder Woman (Diana of Themyscira), Green Lantern (John Stewart), Flash (Wally West), Hawkgirl (Shayera Hol), and Green Arrow (Oliver Queen).

Space. War. Green Lanterns vs. Red Lanterns. The battle has raged for years and has now come close to the planet Thanagar. Both sides are exhausted and near defeat. Hal Jordan is missing. Debate rages in the Thanagar capitol over whether the planet should get involved. The ruling class wants no part of it, while the Wingmen security force believes it’s their duty to help their comrades in arms, the Green Lanterns. This faction is led by Katar Hol, who makes a passionate plea before the council. He leaves and the council turns to their secret adviser: Sinestro the Yellow Lantern, who has ingratiated himself into Thanagar politics. Sensing an opportunity to grow his own power, he convinces the council to let Katar and the other Hawkmen go. When the Hawkmen join the fray and tip the battle in favor of the Green, Sinestro calls Parallax forth and he decimates both sides and takes control of Hol. Wanting revenge on Hal Jordan, Sinestro claims leadership of the Hawkmen and orders Parallax to Earth. The Thanagar elite are happy with thoughts of conquest, but Katar’s wife, Shayera, is disgusted by this and steals a Wingmen outfit and uses some Rann tech to beam to Earth. Unknown to her, the Green Lantern for this section is killed and the ring was seeking her out, accidentally hitching a ride to Earth with her. When she appears on Earth, she immediately finds herself in the middle of a fight in Star City between Green Arrow and Deadshot. The villain uses her appearance as cover to exit, shooting her square and knocking her out.

This leaves Oliver Queen with a strange woman in a coma and the question of what to do. Any thoughts of taking her to the hospital are immediately erased when he sees the Green Lantern ring zip away. Recognizing this “Hawkgirl” is an alien, he takes her home, knowing he needs to get help, and knowing he has to ask for it from people he cannot stand.

We cut to Keystone City where kids are wandering around the Flash Museum. Everything is Barry Allen related, including the big statue out front honoring him for giving his life when the world was in crisis. A news report breaks in, telling us there was an explosion at the police station. Kids are being huddled together when all at once every window in the museum shatters. Glass rains down. People scream. And then just as the glass is about to hit the kids, the danger is passed. People look around to find all the fallen glass placed in a corner and Barry Allen’s costume missing. The green lantern ring is seen floating away in the aftermath.

Metropolis. Day. Overrun by demons. Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman fight to stop Hades and some massive demons. The demons are defeated. Hades is defeated. The heroes turn to leave … and an arrow whizzes straight past Batman’s ear. Superman and Diana rush forward, but Batman tells them to stop. They do. “You can come out, Oliver Queen.” Green Arrow emerges, a smirk on his face, and points behind them, where they find Lex Luthor stuck to the wall with an arrow in his shoulder and some kind of crazy tech gun in his hand. Ollie tells them he needs their help and explains Hawkgirl. Luthor is apprehended and they leave.

The ring follows them out but as it moves past a broken piece of the building, a large chunk falls. The pauses, watches it go, and way down on the street, a man runs into harm’s way to save a group of people from being crushed. The ring descends, and follows the man home.

In Star City, Hawkgirl awakens, tells them what’s coming and and Superman agrees to fly into space to see what he can find. On the moon, he runs into Parallax, who takes him over and leaves Katar for dead. He returns to Earth and after a huge battle, defeats Batman in Gotham and Wonder Woman in Washington, D.C. He holds them both aloft and declares himself the conqueror of Earth when the new Green Lantern and the new Flash arrive separately and battle Superman hard. They can’t beat him, but they do manage to get Parallax out of him.

They feel good, someone cracks a joke about getting schawarma, but then Superman tells them all of their individual cities are under attack and they split to find themselves facing both Yellow Lanterns and Hawkmen. They’re outmatched, overwhelmed, and barely able to keep themselves going. Batman realizes they have to team up and go after Parallax and Sinestro directly, even though that means sacrificing their cities in the short term. The heroes can’t stand doing this and they tell Batman to come up with another plan.

That’s when Superman hears a voice in his ear. “I can help,” says Luthor from his prison cell. “How?” Superman asks in the middle of battle. “Haven’t you wondered how I was able to hide from you during the fight with Hades? Break me out of prison and I’ll give you victory.” Superman does. At Luthor’s office, he activates his teleport tech and disappears. Superman curses, but then he hears Luthor’s voice. “Look up, up, and away.” Supes does and discovers Lex Luthor standing on the bridge of the Watchtower, a massive space station in Earth’s orbit. Batman and Luthor work out a plan to get the Lanterns and Hawkmen into space, and the final battle is a big space brawl taking place both in space and in the Watchtower. The heroes (and Luthor) win, but Parallax escapes to Earth. They go after him and he takes over all of their minds, forcing them to fight their biggest fears. The heroes are getting beat until they start to join together and fight each others’ fears. They win, defeat Parallax, crows goes wild.

Reporters roll up on them. Lois Lane questions whether they’re a team or whether this was a one-off. Superman says, “As long as there’s a fight we cannot handle alone, we will work together.”

“So you are a team?” Lina Park asks.

Superman starts to say no when Lex Luthor splits the group to stand in front of the reporter. “We are most definitely a team, Ms. Park.”

“And what do you call yourselves?” Lois asks, rolling her eyes. “Luthor’s Legion?”

“Do not be silly,” Lex replies charmingly. “This is bigger than me. We are … the Justice League.”

Lex is the only person smiling.

Epilogue. The camera zooms across a planet of fire and metal and death before zooming beneath the surface. We hear screams of pain and sounds of torture. The camera zooms into a room and comes to rest behind the hooded head of a man promising another man that this is only day 47 of his torture.”

“Is that all, Desaad?” an unseen voice asks. “How many days do I have left?”

“Eternity minus 47,” the torturer smiles. “Now, let us see if we can remove that sparkling ring today.”

And we see that chained to the wall in yellow energy resides the battered, bruised, and broken body of Hal Jordan.

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And that’s what we’ve got, folks. Any ideas on how you’d do a JUSTICE LEAGUE movie? Go ahead and post them below in the comments. Heck, if you’ve got two ideas, post them both. My pitch is how I’d do it today, but by tomorrow I’ll have another way I’d go. Thanks for reading.

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And if you like superhero movies, please check out:

Atomic Reactions: Marvel Comics on Film coming soon.
Image and book copyright, Mark Bousquet, 2012

The paperback version of ATOMIC REACTIONS: MARVEL COMICS ON FILM is now available for purchase at Amazon. I’m really pleased with how it’s turned out. Thanks for reading, everyone.

Taken from my reviews here, MARVEL COMICS ON FILM contains every single one of my Marvel reviews, and covers every single instance of Marvel Comics on film that I’m aware of.

Here’s the book’s Table of Contents:

Table of Contents

Fade from Black

Part One: The Marvel Cinematic Universe
1. Iron Man (2008)
2. The Incredible Hulk (2008)
3. Iron Man 2 (2010)
4. Thor (2011)
5. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
6. Marvel’s The Avengers (2012)

The Avengers Reactions
1. The Hawkeye Reaction
2. The Agent Coulson Reaction
3. The Black Widow Reaction
4. The Nick Fury Reaction
5. The Maria Hill Reaction
6. The Captain America Reaction
7. The Chitauri/Thanos Reaction
8. The Hulk Reaction
9. The Thor Reaction
10. The Loki Reaction
11. The Iron Man Reaction

Marvel One-Shots
1. The Consultant, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor’s Hammer, and Item 47

Part Two: Spider-Man
The Sam Raimi Trilogy
1. Spider-Man (2002)
2. Spider-Man 2 (2004)
3. Spider-Man 3 (2007)

The Marc Webb Relaunch
4. The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

Part Three: The X-Men
1. X-Men (2000)
2. X2: X-Men United (2003)
3. X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
4. X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
5. X-Men: First Class (2011)

Part Four: Blade
1. Blade (1998)
2. Blade II (2002)
3. Blade: Trinity (2004)

Part Five: The Punisher
1. The Punisher (1989)
2. The Punisher (2004)
3. Punisher: War Zone (2008)

Part Six: The Fantastic Four
1. Fantastic Four (1994)
2. Fantastic Four (2005)
3. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)

Part Seven: Ghost Rider
1. Ghost Rider (2007)
2. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)

Part Eight: Daredevil & Elektra
1. Daredevil (2003)
2. Elektra (2005)

Part Nine: The Non-MCU Avengers
1. Captain America (1944 serial)
2. Captain America (1990)
3. Hulk (2003)

Part Ten: The Nexus of All Realities
1. Howard the Duck (1986)
2. Man-Thing (2005)

Part Eleven: The TV Movies
1. Captain America (1979)
2. Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979)
3. Dr. Strange (1978)
4. Generation X (1996)
5. The Incredible Hulk (1977 pilot)
6. The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988)
7. The Trial of the Incredible Hulk (1989)
8. The Death of the Incredible Hulk (1990)
9. Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (1998)
10. Power Pack (1991)
11. Spider-Man (1977 pilot)

Part Twelve: The Marvel Animated Movies
1. The Invincible Iron Man (2007)
2. Doctor Strange: The Sorcerer Supreme (2007)
3. Hulk Vs. (2009)
4. Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow (2008)
5. Planet Hulk (2010)
6. Thor: Tales of Asgard (2011)
7. Ultimate Avengers (2006)
8. Ultimate Avengers 2 (2006)

ATOMIC REACTIONS: MARVEL COMICS ON FILM Now Available on Kindle!

The Kindleversion of ATOMIC REACTIONS: MARVEL COMICS ON FILM is now available for purchase at Amazon. I’m really pleased with how it’s turned out.

Here’s the KINDLE link and here’s the PAPERBACK link.

Taken from my reviews here, MARVEL COMICS ON FILM contains every single one of my Marvel reviews, and covers every single instance of Marvel Comics on film that I’m aware of.

Here’s the book’s Table of Contents:

Table of Contents

Fade from Black

Part One: The Marvel Cinematic Universe
1. Iron Man (2008)
2. The Incredible Hulk (2008)
3. Iron Man 2 (2010)
4. Thor (2011)
5. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
6. Marvel’s The Avengers (2012)

The Avengers Reactions
1. The Hawkeye Reaction
2. The Agent Coulson Reaction
3. The Black Widow Reaction
4. The Nick Fury Reaction
5. The Maria Hill Reaction
6. The Captain America Reaction
7. The Chitauri/Thanos Reaction
8. The Hulk Reaction
9. The Thor Reaction
10. The Loki Reaction
11. The Iron Man Reaction

Marvel One-Shots
1. The Consultant, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor’s Hammer, and Item 47

Part Two: Spider-Man
The Sam Raimi Trilogy
1. Spider-Man (2002)
2. Spider-Man 2 (2004)
3. Spider-Man 3 (2007)

The Marc Webb Relaunch
4. The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

Part Three: The X-Men
1. X-Men (2000)
2. X2: X-Men United (2003)
3. X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
4. X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
5. X-Men: First Class (2011)

Part Four: Blade
1. Blade (1998)
2. Blade II (2002)
3. Blade: Trinity (2004)

Part Five: The Punisher
1. The Punisher (1989)
2. The Punisher (2004)
3. Punisher: War Zone (2008)

Part Six: The Fantastic Four
1. Fantastic Four (1994)
2. Fantastic Four (2005)
3. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)

Part Seven: Ghost Rider
1. Ghost Rider (2007)
2. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)

Part Eight: Daredevil & Elektra
1. Daredevil (2003)
2. Elektra (2005)

Part Nine: The Non-MCU Avengers
1. Captain America (1944 serial)
2. Captain America (1990)
3. Hulk (2003)

Part Ten: The Nexus of All Realities
1. Howard the Duck (1986)
2. Man-Thing (2005)

Part Eleven: The TV Movies
1. Captain America (1979)
2. Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979)
3. Dr. Strange (1978)
4. Generation X (1996)
5. The Incredible Hulk (1977 pilot)
6. The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988)
7. The Trial of the Incredible Hulk (1989)
8. The Death of the Incredible Hulk (1990)
9. Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (1998)
10. Power Pack (1991)
11. Spider-Man (1977 pilot)

Part Twelve: The Marvel Animated Movies
1. The Invincible Iron Man (2007)
2. Doctor Strange: The Sorcerer Supreme (2007)
3. Hulk Vs. (2009)
4. Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow (2008)
5. Planet Hulk (2010)
6. Thor: Tales of Asgard (2011)
7. Ultimate Avengers (2006)
8. Ultimate Avengers 2 (2006)