Muppets Most Wanted Poster

MUPPETS MOST WANTED: Goodnight, Danny Trejo

Muppets Most Wanted (2014) – Directed by James Bobin – Starring Steve Whitmire, Eric Jacobson, Ricky Gervais, Tina Fey, Ty Burrell, Bill Barretta, Dave Rudman, Matt Vogel, Peter Linz, Tony Bennett, Hugh Bonneville, Sean “Diddy” Combs, Jemaine Clement, Rob Corddry, Celine Dion, Dexter Fletcher, Lady Gaga, Zach Galifianakis, Josh Groban, Salma Hayek, Tom Hiddleston, Tom…

REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA: I Remember, I Dismember

Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008) – Directed by Darren Lynn Bousman – Starring Alexa Vega, Paul Sorvino, Anthony Head, Sarah Brightman, Paris Hilton, Bill Moseley, Nivek Ogre, and Terrance Zdunich. REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA is an admirable piece of sh*t. I want to love this movie because I dig the idea of a low-budget horror…

THE MUPPETS: I Really Don’t Want to Go Back to Reno

The Muppets (2011) – Directed by James Bobin – Starring Jason Segel, Amy Adams, Chris Cooper, Rashida Jones, Alan Arkin, Jack Black, Emily Blunt, Zach Galifianakis, Donald Glover, Neil Patrick Harris, Dave Grohl, John Krasinski, Selena Gomez, Whoopi Goldberg, Jim Parsons, Judd Hirsch, Sarah Silverman, and Mickey Rooney. Soaked in nostalgia and promising a new…

JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS: Hudson Hawk Flavored Bubblegum

Josie and the Pussycats (2001) – Directed by Harry Elfont and Deborah Kaplan – Starring Rachel Leigh Cook, Rosario Dawson, Tara Reid, Alan Cumming, Gabriel Mann, Parker Posey, and the singing voice of Kay Hanley. Like the beloved Hudson Hawk, JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS is both not a very good movie and a completely awesome…

FANTASIA: Of 8 Pieces from 8 Pies Cooked Together in 1 Plate

Fantasia (1940) – The 3rd Walt Disney Animation Feature – Directed by Samuel Armstrong, James Algar, Bill Roberts, Paul Satterfield, Ben Sharpsteen, David D. Hand, Hamilton Luske, Jim Handley, Ford Beebe, T. Hee, Norm Ferguson, and Wilfred Jackson – Starring Deems Taylor, Leopold Stokowski, and the Philadelphia Orchestra. FANTASIA is a brilliant movie, but it’s…